The dialect of the Lydney folk is difficult to understand and impossible to master. Decades of inbreeding has now altered their vocal chords to the point of mutation.
Been living in Felixstowe 6 weeks now having moved up from Hertfordshire. What a strange place!
Most towns and cities suffer with pollution caused by petrol fumes, factories etc. Not Ross on Wye. The green cloud hanging over this town is 100% organic.
Gillingham people are easy to distinguish from Chatham-ites (where the geezers are half puggy & most of the lardarse ladies are on the game).
I've lived in Moseley for 7 years and in that time it has become a nouveau riche prick's paradise complete with BMW and Rolls Royce owners.