Living in Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield

Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield: If Aids & Ebola had a baby

Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield: Even the homeless and rough sleepers avoid this utter ruinous heap of anus rubbish.

Living in Stourport-on-Severn

Stourport-On-Severn: a hell hole of charity shops & old people’s homes

If you want the south but 70 years ago, Stourport is the place for you!

Living in Coventry, West Midlands

Coventry = Liberal Dump

Steer clear of Coventry. DO NOT ENTER under ANY circumstances. Actually, just avoid the entire of the West Midlands, the whole place is crap

Living in Bromyard, Herefordshire

Bromyard known by the locals as “bumrod”

The local Bromyard youth (pronounced yout or youf) can be witnessed doing Twat laps round the one way system in tractors.

Living in Hereford

Hereford, a city of two halves

Hereford is one of those towns with its own unique smell. Chicken faeces mixed with chemical fertiliser, McDonalds and piss.