Living in Coventry, West Midlands

Coventry = Liberal Dump

Steer clear of Coventry. DO NOT ENTER under ANY circumstances. Actually, just avoid the entire of the West Midlands, the whole place is crap

Living in Bromyard, Herefordshire

Bromyard known by the locals as “bumrod”

The local Bromyard youth (pronounced yout or youf) can be witnessed doing Twat laps round the one way system in tractors.

Living in Hereford

Hereford, a city of two halves

Hereford is one of those towns with its own unique smell. Chicken faeces mixed with chemical fertiliser, McDonalds and piss.

Living in Sutton Coldfield, Birmingham

The (not so royal) Town of Sutton Coldfield

So, you've recently been 'out cost' by London & think Sutton Coldfield looks nice. Well, in the words of Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!"

Living in Ross-on-wye

Ross-on-Wye: inbreeding, charity shops and fights outside the Eagle

One of the landmarks of Ross on Wye is 'The Market House', a lump of stone that the alcoholics gather around on a Friday night to piss on.