Remember the film Hot Fuzz? That was filmed in Wells and my god, have they hung on to the coat tails of the 'comedy' for the past ten years.
Quite frankly, I would rather eat my own pubic hair than live in Yeovil once more.
Grockels come to Somerset to get drunk, get crap tattoos, paddle their hairy toes in the seas & complain about tractors & the smell of cows.
All the houses in Chard are grotty ex council, that they sold on because they were ashamed to own such disgusting, dilapidated hovels.
It's hard to put your finger on exactly what's wrong with Yeovil, but it's fair to say its all gone to sh*t.