Crowhurst is basically one big field, there is approximately 0 post offices, 0 shops, 0 restaurants, 1 s**tty pub and 0 entertainment.
Eastbourne, Eastbourne...where to start? Stinky, skanky, utterly without charm. No good shops and a disproportionately high numbers of OAPs.
With each new article in The Guardian, there's more of them. Down-from-London (DFL) types, wandering around the Old Town at weekends.
Bexhill could be a great place to live, but it's run by a bunch of over the hill, out of touch OAPs who hate change and any one under 50.
Think of Hastings as a grotty, run-down seaside town? Here are 5 places in the SE that are a lot worse, that you don't know about.