Living in Eastbourne

Eastbourne: God is ignoring this waiting room…

Eastbourne, Eastbourne...where to start? Stinky, skanky, utterly without charm. No good shops and a disproportionately high numbers of OAPs.

Hastings Old Town, George Street

Hastings, the new Shangri-La for London’s vulture lower investment class

With each new article in The Guardian, there's more of them. Down-from-London (DFL) types, wandering around the Old Town at weekends.

Living in Bexhill-on-sea

Bexhill-On-Sea aka God’s Waiting Room

Bexhill could be a great place to live, but it's run by a bunch of over the hill, out of touch OAPs who hate change and any one under 50.

5 towns in the South East worse than Hastings

5 towns in the South East that are worse than Hastings

Think of Hastings as a grotty, run-down seaside town? Here are 5 places in the SE that are a lot worse, that you don't know about.

Moving to Hastings, East Sussex

Hastings – A run down seaside ghetto

In Hastings, If you're a teenage mother or you own a Corsa and pointlessly drive it around the town, you'll fit in just fine!