Living in Peterborough

Peterborough: we felt as welcome as a turd in a swimming pool

Peterborough has without doubt, some of the most aggressive, miserable, backwards, negative people I have ever come across.

Living in Lowestoft, Suffolk

Lowestoft, the boil on the arse of Britain

Want to see how bad inbreeding can get? Then come to Lowestoft. It makes the characters in the film Deliverance look like members of Mensa.

Living in Ely

Ely. Ship of the Fens? Sh*t of the Fens!

Ely rises above the primordial filthy swap, like a swollen haemorrhoid on the anus of East Anglia.

Living in Bury St Edmunds

Bury St Edmunds, situated between two of the scummiest towns in Suffolk

As a 'Buryite' myself, living in the suburbs I have seen all manor of creatures walk through the historic streets of Bury St Edmunds.

Living in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk

Bury St Edmunds, life in a cosy middle class bubble

Bury St Edmunds is your idyllic, middle class, low crime rate, small minded, boring suffolk town. Otherwise known as the 'Bury Bubble'.