Living in Felixstowe, Suffolk

Felixstowe in a nutshell after a 2 week break

Instructions for a successful visit to Felixstowe: Remove brain and have zero expectations.

Living in Felixstowe, Suffolk

Felixstowe: it is just like the film ‘Hot Fuzz’

Been living in Felixstowe 6 weeks now having moved up from Hertfordshire. What a strange place!

Living in Wootton, Bedford

Wootton – located on the darkest recess of Satan’s inner rectum

Wootton is a horror story within itself, If you believe in Ghouls and Witches this is the place.

Living in Bedford, Bedfordshire

Bedford – billed to be the Garden of Eden, but ended up like Stalinist Russia!

Bedford where the second coming was going to happen. The only coming was the Chav Invasion of the London Pygmies.

Living in Kempston, Bedford

Bedford and Kempston: Welcome to the Dawn of the Dumb-Ass

The Dumb-Ass people of Bedford and Kempston, unkind, selfish, homophobic, bigoted and xenophobic bunch of sh$$s.