Falcon Lodge, Sutton Coldfield: Even the homeless and rough sleepers avoid this utter ruinous heap of anus rubbish.
If you want the south but 70 years ago, Stourport is the place for you!
Steer clear of Coventry. DO NOT ENTER under ANY circumstances. Actually, just avoid the entire of the West Midlands, the whole place is crap
The local Bromyard youth (pronounced yout or youf) can be witnessed doing Twat laps round the one way system in tractors.
Hereford is one of those towns with its own unique smell. Chicken faeces mixed with chemical fertiliser, McDonalds and piss.