The worst places to live in Dorset
Lying the wrong side of the water in Poole Harbour(which takes some doing in itself),lies my dear home suburb,Hamworthy.Even in the **** Utopia of Poole,Hamworthy is noted for a glut of super-*****; uber-*****,even-,capable of striking fear into the heart of even the hardiest devotee of TKMax or Wilko’s.. In the same way one best sees […]
Read More… from Hamworthy,Poole ‘oh to be in Hamworthy in autumn when the chippy’s shut…’
Poole- The So called Beautiful Place! (Not)! Here is an insight to a day and Night in Poole, for those that have cars you are always held up by bling ***** that think its cool to drive like knobs and for those that dont then you have to use the Chavtransporter-(The Bus) which i hate […]
Basically it’s not your typical council tower blocks kinda place. when everyone thinks of Bournemouth they think Sunny Sunny Bournemouth, its more like crappy crappy Bournemouth. When you’ve lived there for 16yrs of your life the pleasentness would of worn off years ago. You get to know about the rough areas such as Kinson, Winton, […]
Read More… from Sunny, Sunny Bournemouth, it’s more like crappy, crappy Bournemouth
If you want me to sum up Marnhull in two words all i will tell you is its a **** hole. Marnhull is a very small place with a small population of people but at night you hear the roaring of cars and loud laughs of ***** heading down the park. All the **** **** […]
A question often asked is what are *****? Visit shaftesbury and you WILL find out! You need to follow the *** ash and the loud crys of “shut it u minga” this should lead to tesco where they creep around outside untill 1:00am swearing and telling people that “they didnt do nothin or nothin”. The […]
Shaftesbury, a “sleepy” town that lies on the dorset/wilts boarder, and is home to 5000 or so people. To the east of the A350 that runs through the town is the sprawling housing estates that are home to the ****’s n chavets. Unfortunately for the ***** of Shaftesbury, the town is rather small n so […]
OK. Hows this for irony. The council produce merchandise for the modest town of poole, slogan: ‘Poole, it’s a beautiful place’. What the ****? It’s a growing ******** of a place which is solely down to the fact that it’s a magnetic haven for the dregs of our society – *****. They are everywhere and […]
Boscombe Not quite a council estate, Boscombe was once a nice seaside town until everyone went away for their holidays and Boscombe became rough. Palmerston Road is for the ***********, and druggies live in Pokesdowne, for the discerning, there’s MaccyD’s, Poundland, Wilkinson’s and many antique shops in Pokesdowne. I am from Parkstone in neighbouring Poole. […]
Read More… from Boscombe & Southbourne in Bournemouth, my advice is stay away!
Sherborne… frequently proclaimed an ‘historic abbey town’, there is no detracting from the fact that Sherborne is less than 5 miles away from the **** capital, Yeovil. Access by the A30 is frequented by many a **** in their recently acquired escort XR3i, Astra GSi16v and the odd RS turbo. To the untamed eye, Sherborne […]
Read More… from Sherborne is a quiet peaceful town, but underneath it is a festering wound
Poole, Poised on a particularly beautiful peninsula overlooking the Purbecks. Conjuring up a representation of peace and tranquillity to the unknowing. Ostensibly the locale of the rich and famous with the most expensive real estate in the Country. Deep in the heart of Dorset, trouble is brewing. The rich are getting extremely irritated and the […]
I no a lot of the ***** in poole an I absolutely hate them. I can hardly go in to poole because of them without being on my guard an going into poole on my own is an absolutely crazy idea. because I seemed to upset them by hitting one of there mates (I was […]
The previous post on Bournemouth, missed out what for me is the new mecca of the local ****** – Castlepoint. This new shopping centre, located adjacent to the Townsend ‘no go area’ contains all the essentials – Two sports shops (alas no JJB), Argos, TK Maxx (for the discerning **** with a penchant for ‘designer’ […]
