Living in Longtown, Cumbria

Oh Longtown… You suck!

Longtown has a long history, especially with it being on the border of England and Scotland. Although ask many of the locals who were educated from the 80s onwards and they couldn't tell you any of it.

Living in Carlisle, Cumbria

Carlisle: the people who inhabit this city are not quite right

Carlise: a land you will never forget and unless you have a raging drug problem, you will never visit again.

Living in Carlisle, Cumbria

Carlisle, welcome to yesterday… today!

Why not give sunny Carlisle a try, simply turn off at junction 42 of the M6 and hopefully no one will ever find out you've been.

Living in Wigton, Cumbria

Wigton is a crummy little town

There are parents walking about with kids in prams at 11/12pm going for their nightly hit at the closest dealers house.

The sad decline of The North

The sad decline of The North

This country is a shell of its former self, and the blame lies not with those chavs , but the pin-striped gangsters at the top.