Living in Carlisle, Cumbria

Carlisle, welcome to yesterday… today!

Why not give sunny Carlisle a try, simply turn off at junction 42 of the M6 and hopefully no one will ever find out you've been.

Living in Wigton, Cumbria

Wigton is a crummy little town

There are parents walking about with kids in prams at 11/12pm going for their nightly hit at the closest dealers house.

The sad decline of The North

The sad decline of The North

This country is a shell of its former self, and the blame lies not with those chavs , but the pin-striped gangsters at the top.

Carlisle, Cumbria, Property guide and review

Carlisle – In-breeding at its best

The in-breeding capital of the UK. Smelling of sh*te, this is the place where the farmers meet to moan about how badly off they are.

Barrow In Furness… Love it?

Barrow In Furness… Love it?

Now I've been in Barrow several times, it's a place where the local youth don't know what's what and starts to pick fights just to occupy themselves, crazy ladies with three dogs start talking to