Ah… Benfleet. Hemmed in a triangle of chavviness, that being the Basildon/Canvey/Southend trio of doom. Benfleet itself might as well be two seperate places. Theres a section, (a **** may be heard to remark on this area as being "up on da ill") of very expensive housing, in plesant, well maintained streets. A private security […]
Category: Essex
The worst places to live in Essex
Basildon, a self-contained ‘New Town’ to clear the slums of East London
Built as a self-contained ‘New Town’ to clear the slums of East London, Basildon has become one of the South-East’s great success stories. Boasting one of Europe’s largest shopping centres and having an enviable array of sporting facilities makes Basildon a great place for young families to work and live. Of course, this is all […]
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Braintree
I, like many other hard working people live in quiet town called Braintree. Famous to historians for the cattlemarket that used to be held in the towncentre every saturday and for the old victorian school/museum down Mannor Street. UNTIL They arrived….*****, TOWNIES, **** whatever you want to call them. It seemed as if I woke […]
harlow
random chavness in harlow as a former resident of sheffield i was suprised to find a larger **** community in harlow than sheffield bearing in mind we have the **** kingdom(meadowhall) in sheffield, i being of the alternative persuasion found in my younger days fun and excitement ******* around with mates on the devonshire green […]
Harlow wins – and here’s why
There’s no question about it – Harlow is **** capital of the world. Some other towns may come close but Harlow was always going to be the deepest cesspit of chavdom for a number of reasons. You see, it was a chavtown long before the word was invented. Back in the Sixties and Seventies this […]
Debden, Loughton, Buckhurst Hill
Well folks, Essex was once known as a suburban paradise for inner city workers to spend there final days as middle aged people and become pensioners. Unfortunately, the youth of these three areas have in recent years, made the traditional “Farmland” into some kind of “Compton, London borough hybrid”. First, there is Debden, Debden is […]
Basildon – Baz Vegas
Few towns and cities throughout the land can claim to have embraced the lure of chavity than Basildon with such alacrity. A ‘newtown’ (or ‘********’), springing up to the East of London, initially attracting those cheeky chappy cockerneys who are the salt of the Earth and can remember “when you could go out all day […]
Elsenham
Oh please do not get me started. Elsenham is a ****** little village just outside stansted airport. Although it maybe small, its overrun by ***** and druggies. I must be the small majority who is not chaved up here. About 1000 or more people live here, and about 50 of us aren’t *****. Even the […]
Basildon District
Though this dump of a town has been mentioned in it’s smaller parts (Basildon, Pitsea, Wickford) it’s about time it was mentioned as a (w)hole. This really is a **** Mecca. It’s commonly known that much of the crime here is either committed by theiving **** **** or a few of the large population of […]
Wickford
I was actually rather shocked to find Wickford did not already have a decription. This is probably due to the fact all computers that were once owned by wickford inhabitants have now been stolen by the if ***** and ****** or even worse ***** *****. Wickford, it’s hard to know where to start. Is it […]
Tilbury
Nothing prepares you for the neverending misery of this godforesaken shitpit. Old men in slum pubs with their arms(heavily covered in homemade tattoos, and scabs of all shades of purple)round their pre-pubescent girlfriends dirty anaemic, pox-ridden, excuse for life-form. Every(part boarded- up) shop is a throwback to the seventies.The “Working(I kid you not )Men’s Club”, […]
Harlow: a very strange place indeed
Ah, Harlow… a very strange place indeed. A small, poor town in Essex, geographically cut off from civilisation. This can very easily be seen in the faces of the genetically mutated cousins, brothers and sisters that inhabit the town centre (look carefully into their eyes!) – (..to locals – if you want to argue this […]
