Witney, Oxfordshire

I spent my adolescence here, and I can report that it is full of ***** (or “Scuffers” to use the local slang term). If you come in via Oxford, you will go past the scuffer-tastic Cogges Estate, where the more normal (ie non-council house) Manor Road and Oxlease are nestled twixt the scrotey houses of Wadards Meadow and Blakes Avenue. In this part of the tow, you will see the “Neighbourhood centre”, a major ******* out place of *****. Walking into the centre, you will cross langel common, another place where the younger ***** will hang out. The town centre features single mums, the buttercross (**** central) and twats speeding up and down in their cars.

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