Wigan! the north-wests capital for *****! you find them everywhere usually ******* about on some street corner in Hindley. the young ***** ususally have their week planned out the same.
monday-buy their cigs for the week (the older ***** go in the shop for them because the younger ones cant get served)
Tuesday-meet up with fellow ***** and do some damage of public property
Wednesday-same as tuesday
Thursday- Oh this is a big night for the ***** and ********* of Wigan. They go to Liquid nightclub on king street! all the ********* dress up (or try to) and go to the under 18s night wer they play dance and RnB. (and of course wigans favorite wigan pier!)
THE WEEKEND-the ***** wait all week for this. all week waggin school so they can save their dinner money to buy ale! But again the older ***** have to go in cz the younger ones cant get served!!!

with places such as 51st state (also known as scally central), liquid, maximes, walkabout and wigan pier to name a few (night clubs with under 17’s dance and r&b events) plus areas such as platt bridge, wigan park, worsley hall, hindley, worsley mesnes, stubshaw cross, atherton, ashton, ince (hr and lwr), spring view etc it is hardly surprising that many people assosiate ***** with wigan.
it is nearly impossible to go into an offlicence after dark without being bombarded by under age scallies (*****) asking you to go in and get them some cigs or “ale”…even i get asked and i am not exactly legal. living in a place like wigan would be hell for a mosher/sweddy/someone who likes rock music and the chances of surviving a night out in wigan park dressed as one of these is not suggestable.
a car park just down the road from the robin park mc donalds on the halfords car park seems to be a regular meeting place for **** car owners and racing round the streets of wigan is always a favourite past time of theirs, of course blasting out dance and trance music (wigan pier cds normally) for all of us 2 listen to
no wonder parents arent keen on letting their children out at night in wigan for fear of them coming in wearing burberry hats, rockport/nike air shoes, a lacoste tracksuit etc and stinking of ****…
another place they can be frequently found is in wigan bus station (a nightmare to walk through if you are asthmatic) and also outside the job centre in ashton…if only they would take the hint of the name “JOB CENTRE!” and go in for once!
all in all wigan is truly ****/scally heaven and we seem to be proud of it!

In Our Lovely town called Wigan, We Are blessed with the **** kind, every off liscene is littered with ***** smoking there ‘spliffs’ and drinking there ‘pulse’ every remote or hidden car park is littered with saxos and novas with there ‘go faster stripes’, but that isnt enough,
NO, We have a club called Wigan-pier (www.wigan-pier.co.uk) lol . now wigan pier is quite a bit away from all the other clubs, right near a local taxi rank, wich not only attracts the pill addicted 16 year olds from wigan, but we get the national **** scene comming in too! from liverpool to manchester, its quite funny to see them come out of wigan pier absolutley mashed and try to get there nova off the car park, or start fighting amongst each other, last week i went to sit at the bus stop (on the same road as wigan pier HARD HOUSE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD)
and was told not to sit on this guys chicken!?, no realy, obviously seeing no chicken i asked wtF?, he explained it was for his mother, so i quickly retreated and got in a cab.

WIGAN DONT GO THERE