I would like to introduce everyone to a little town called Hessle. Most of you will have never heard of it, but just think of the biggest, most known s**thole in the UK… yep you guessed right, Hull! Now head a few miles west and yes you Have its little sister town Hessle, equally as […]
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Forget the Bronte sisters. The most famous author from Bradford is the person who writes the tourist guide. However, if burberry caps, creole earrings, and verbal abuse are your thing, then welcome to paradise. For the best discounts in ****-wear, visitors are advised to head for the newly “revamped” Oasis shopping centre where bb caps […]
Liversedge is a small village between the town of Heckmondwike, and the town of Cleckheaton. There are ***** all over the place. The ***** used to be contained in Windybank, the big council estate at the top of Liversedge, but through drug dealing and prostitution, they have got themselves some money, and have moved into […]
On arrival in West Yorkshire’s Pound Shop Paradise you will be greeted by a swathe of rancid smelling, stripy topped translucent, skinned pond **** swarming the streets of Bradford like extras from Dawn of the Dead. Bradford has often pretended to be something it can clearly never achieve, but this is something that can hardly […]
This little town is on the edge of Wakefield and undoubtably has to be one of the best towns ever. It is part of the 5 towns of wakefield, each as **** as each other, but with Normanton being at the top of the list. I can’t stress how bad this place is. Little 9 […]
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Selby – Not too far from York and i believe once a busy mining and market town (it still has a very good Monday market). I admit i do not know too much about the history and before you all hang me I have met an abundance of locals who are genuinely nice people……. However, […]
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Harrogate is often described as where the posh folk live. If posh means dining on fine cuisine of McDonalds, while ******* around on a variety of benches harassing innocent passers by, swearing and chain smoking with a can of Stella then they are spot on! Not really sure how so many people could be so […]
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Wakefield’s claim to fame is that it is the Rhubarb Capital Of The UK. Seriously. Local are also proud to announce that Wakefield boasts two Mc Donald’s (yes, DOUBLE the job opportunities for most of our school-leavers), a cathedral (that makes it a city, you see, and as good as Manchester or Liverpool or London, […]
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The proud products of a society built on the collapse of the mining industry and the welfare state, the ***** of Castleford adorn street corners like monuments to a town that was built up by their grandparents and subsequently destroyed by the next two generations. In a town where everybody is a blood relative of […]
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I have lived in Woodseats for 18 months (by mistake – the estate agent told us it was ‘up and coming’, ********). It is completely thronging with *****, both ‘local’ from the Fraser estate and from such exotic outposts such as Low Edges and Jordanthorpe who come here in droves on the buses, tempted by […]
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On the edge of the East Coast, in the area known as the East Riding, sits the little town of Withernsea, “Wiv” or the less popular Wither”en”sea as it is mispronounced by the *****. Withernsea became popular as a holiday destination amongst the Victorians in the 1800s with the arrival of the railway. At 127ft […]
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A random patchwork of violent council estates and traveller sites by the murky waters of the North Sea, makes this town one of the worst places to live in England, even before the extra bonus of the entire Giro cashing population of Hull, Sheffield & Doncaster (three of the nastiest towns in the north) decamping […]
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