Swaffham, kinda near the legendary King’s Lynn

Is Swaffham a nice place to live or is Swaffham rough?

Swaffham, kinda near the legendary King’s Lynn.. A known home of C***s and *********, Well Swaffham is kind of King’s Lynns child, A smaller yet just as bad if not worse place, C***s bloody everywhere.. especially in the beautifully (yes i typed that sarcastically) decorated Greyhound Pub.. If you want to have a fight, pick […]

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Congleton: what a place, what a disgrace!

Is Congleton a nice place to live or is Congleton rough?

Apparently Congelton is an affluent Cheshire town near to nice places like Macclesfield and Alderley Edge. DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!!!! It is basically a suburb of Stoke-on-trent, the biggest sh*te hole in the uk. There are about 4 council estates in this town however the ones to dodge are tin town and bug town which […]

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Portreath: The adult and teen chapters of the Cornish Mafia

Is Portreath a nice place to live or is Portreath rough?

Portreath is riddled with ner’do’wells and, like Illogan (see my previous post) has two distinct forms of Cornish Mafia. The adult and the teen chapters. The adult chapter of the Cornish Mafia are made up of wannabe politicians and local fishermen. These people meet on a regular basis and discuss vitally important issues like whether […]

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Witney – a truly godforsaken Oxfordshire Sh*thole

Is Witney a nice place to live or is Witney rough?

Just so you know the exact location of this s**t-hole (And can therefore avoid it) Witney is in the South/west Midlands – Many a year ago it was even considered to be in the South East, but got so chavy we were kicked out by our posh neighbours. A common misinterpretation is that we are […]

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Hailsham and Eastbourne: Shut the door on your way out… oh, you’ve gone

Is Hailsham a nice place to live or is Hailsham rough?

The rise of the **** in the public’s mind (very much like the rising of bile in your throat after a bad curry) makes me laugh. ***** have been prominent in Hailsham and Eastbourne for as long as I can remember – hell, I was being beaten up in Hailsham Town Centre as long ago […]

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Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes

Is Redhill a nice place to live or is Redhill rough?

Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes. Sterilising the population of redhill has always been on my mind, but I’m sure the crafty buggers would find a way round it. These little ******* could get a brick pregnant! This kind of fertility should have not been wasted on the filth that reside in […]

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Coatbridge – They seem to be fearless in numbers

Is Coatbridge a nice place to live or is Coatbridge rough?

Airdrie is **** CENTRAL! You’ve never seen anything like it. **** swaggering around, dragging their knuckles, grunting every now and then, parading around in their little groups of terrorists….. Ah, Airdrie … ****** little town in Scotland run by ****. It’s a nightmare. You see them everywhere swaggering and grunting at each other in their […]

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The Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town of Cumbernauld

Is Cumbernauld a nice place to live or is Cumbernauld rough?

Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town, Cumbernauld, near Glasgow, was voted 2nd most **** town in Britain in the Idler magazine’s 2003 poll and it was in no small way thanks to the invaluable contribution made by the town’s ****-majority that this ground-breaking (or should that be window-breaking?) feat was achieved. Like its sister (by different fathers?) […]

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All this talk of Golborne in Wigan is making me feel ill…

Is Golbourne a nice place to live or is Golbourne rough?

You’ve read the articles on the towns in the Wigan area, Leigh, Lowton, Hindley, etc. Now it’s time to hear about the one, the only… Golborne. And yes, I live there. Where to start? Well, Golborne is a small town on the outskirts of Wigan (though for some ****** up reason has a Warrington poscode […]

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Rugby aka Drugby

Is Rugby a nice place to live or is Rugby rough?

As soon as you enter Rugby you notice on the Railway bridge has been daubed the sign ‘welcome to Drugby’ and it then sinks in… that cold feeling down the back of your spine that sends chills into your soul, the very essence of life is slowly being sucked out of you as you look […]

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Owlsmoor, Sandhurst: enter at your peril!

Is Owlsmoor a nice place to live or is Owlsmoor rough?

I can’t believe no-one has added Owlsmoor to the list of **** towns before. Having lived in Sandhurst my whole life, I believe it’s got to be one of the ********* places I’ve ever seen. The row of shops, which are often covered in graffiti, constantly have a group of ***** outside them, covered in […]

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If Margate is a spot on England’s ****, Westgate-on-sea is the pus

Is Westgate-on-sea a nice place to live or is Westgate-on-sea rough?

Margate is a nasty little ******** on the tip of Kent, like a fat spot on England’s ****. As if Margate is not bad enough, it’s connected to loads of surrounding towns that are just as bad. So imagine a city the size of Birmingham with nothing except council estates, a theme park (dreamland) and […]

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