Northampton is a shining example of rapid post war expansion gone wrong. I’m certain the planners of the day were doing their best but it seems like the ‘ton was a Friday afternoon rush job. after spraying the town centre with concrete they then saw fit to build a shanty town encircling the main arena. […]
Read More… from Northampton: come one, come all and suck us dry
Sheiks nightclub has to be one of the worst places (allegedly). People familiar with Bognor will know about the nightclub on the pier called Sheiks. Well they changed it to Visions and back again, but no-one took any notice! Firstly it is the only club in the UK where the toilets are outside across what […]
Read More… from Bognor Regis… In short, everyone looks slightly odd
Before I **** Macc (as it’s known to the locals) let me add the plus points. Beautiful countryside, good enough shops, mostly (daytime) friendly people. But then nighttime appears and Macclesfield turns into a town from the twilight zone. As a lass born and bred in Stockport (yeah, yeah I know, blame my parents) this […]
Read More… from Macclesfield: for a lass born and bred in Stockport, this place is odd
Having lived and worked in Blackpool for the last 20yrs you could say ive seen some changes to this once ‘nice’ popular spot for families from everywhere. Over the years it just gets worse and worse, no jobs for anyone, no positive beneficial regeneration, no one gives a **** anymore about the place. Not only […]
If your a girl in Ashford or Stanwell, first you must have extremely large love handles ******* over the top of your market jeans. Your extremely tight t-shirt should show every roll of fat whilst clearly showing every stretch mark. This t-shirt should proudly display the words I AM A TEAMPLAYER. Then on the back […]
Stafford truly is the new Crewe – plus some. Perhaps due to its close rail proximity and the lack of fare checking en-route, the Chavtastic culture has taken Stafford by storm. Swelled by ranks of illegal immigrants and ‘bag head’ H addicts from across the country, stepping down in Stafford is like entering a parallel […]
Read More… from Stafford truly is the new Crewe and then some!
I might only be a tractor driver but I got a computer in me cab now, so I thought I would tell you about my local town. Chard used to be a right good old place. You could ‘ave a proper night out for a fiver at the rugby club and then get yer end away […]
Read More… from Chard: The town where the garbage men make deliveries
The trouble with Hull (Kingston-upon-Hull) is two-fold. There is a complete anti-education and anti-authority attitude running through the veins of the place AND the place is completely surrounded by council estates. It is like a city under siege. Let’s see: East – Bransholme and Preston Road and Greatfield North – Orchard Park and Bransholme West […]
Parr is a sub district of St Helens, Merseyside. Situated on the Eastern side of the town between the town centre and Blackbrook, it can be described at best as a hovel. Teenage gangs walk the streets, hoods pulled up over their eyes, fence posts in their hands. Numerous deaths, murders and ***** have been […]
Read More… from Parr, St Helens – Personally Antagonising, Really Repulsive
Cardiff, or Caaaaaaardiff as it is known by residents of the less affluent of its suburbs, is a **** paradise of a weekend. Not only is it filled with its own quite substantial collection of **** ****, but it also acts as a **** magnet, sucking in hideous ***** from their south Wales valley homes […]
Ahhh, Chesham, My lovely hometown. If you’ve ever been there, you will know what a nice little town it is. Nestled in the countryside, yet only half an hour away from the outskirts of the Capital. Yes, the town itself is not a bad little town. However, there is a dark side.. I’ve lived in […]
Read More… from Chesham is a sh*thole, it really, really is.
Andover is the kind of hell hole that only exists in the deepest realms of a dark fiction novel. Contorted people with pustules and warts wander the streets in the day time….Trying to pass the time until there miserable lives are ended. 15 year old girls push triplets around feeding them with social milk. Nothing […]
Read More… from Andover – The town where dreams are made & then shattered!
