Antrim is the place that defies normal town planning, most places have “good areas” and “bad areas”; Antrim, on the other hand, makes no distinction between good and bad – the entire place is a sh*t heap. A neglected and run down collage of council estates, populated with the idiots that moved from Belfast and […]
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Bilston: it’s such a dump even if you live on your local park bench
Pride of the Black Country (after Wolverhampton the world’s 5th worst city) […]
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Beddau – Welsh For Satan’s ****!
To those of you that have never had the displeasure of visiting the **** ***** stain of humanity called ‘Beddau’ situated a bus ride from the other **** hellhole known as Pontypridd (translates as Sh1tdump on the Taff), I bid you a warm welcome to the carbuncle of **** known as the place what I, […]
Winson Green, Birmingham: it was a BIG mistake moving there, it’s a major hole!
Me and my girlfriend moved to Birmingham about 6 months ago after I finished my Degree in Stoke University. I have to admit, little research was done on my part regarding nice places to live and we just went for somewhere near town that was relatively cheap. BIG MISTAKE! The day we moved in we […]
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Boston, Lincs, every bad thing done to excess
well, I found myself unfortunate to live in Boston for eight, nearly nine years. I’ve lived in a lot of places; some good some bad. In Scotland, Wales and England I’ve lived and worked in some towns, some mentioned on this site so I can say honestly that Boston is without doubt ‘as rough as […]
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Ode to Basildon
Some people don’t know that they’re born. How can they possibly class largely middle-class Essex communities such as Billericay and Brentwood as “c**v towns,” when the mother of them all, the capital city of Chavdom and South Essex’s own Gotham City lies menacingly just over the horizon? They simply aren’t in the same league. In […]
You know you’re from Chester-le-street when…
There are several things that make chester-le-street great and here are some of the main historical things that have happened in chester-le-street over its vast history.The town was originally called Concangis back in the days of the romans when it was first settled but eventually people saw the light around the year 700 and realised […]
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Wootton Bassett – 99.9% ner’do’wells
Oh dear, I’ve lived in Wootton Bassett for donkey’s years now. I grew up in a peaceful neighborhood, went to good schools, made lots of friends. But children grow up don’t they? My first day at secondary school was the scariest day of my school years. I was starting the year not knowing what the […]
Burton Latimer – The hole of Kettering
Everyone knows what a **** is, supposedly? The big gangs of kids and teenagers, who hang around together outside McDonald’s and ironically the police station, to look cool and make out they don’t care what others think. This point would be proven if they didn’t go around smacking every other person who looked at them […]
Oswestry: their trainers and fake Fred Perry polo shirts are caked in sweat & kebabs
We’ve seen them all. ******* casually around lampposts and on small slate walls in your local area. Tastefully decked out in the latest tracksuit bottoms that have been washed with extra Daz in order to give them that brand new “I’m not poor” bright white look. Shame the trainers and the fake Fred Perry polo […]
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Doncaster – Discover The Spirit mayte!
Ahhh Doncaster, that hole surrounded by other holes such as Hull, Barnsley, Pontefract, Scunthorpe and Rotherham. You’ve probably been forced to pass here on the train at sometime in your life seeing all the attractions such as the smack rat ******** balby flats and dirty Hexthorpe. The town has gotten a little cult appeal lately, […]
Tullibody, AKA dodge city located between Stirling and Alloa
Tullibody, AKA dodge city is located between Stirling and Alloa and is part of Clackmannanshire. The people of Tullibody are mostly ********, drunken ********, none of the people from Tullibody have 2 pence to rub together and the folk the kid on they have are ticked right up to the eyeballs, those people are mocked behind […]
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