Normanton – The Real Place for “I live near Leeds”

Is Normanton a nice place to live or is Normanton rough?

Normanton is just one of those places where people clearly don’t feel proud to live. From spoiled 9 year olds with iPhones, who probably know more swear words than you to teenagers demoralising you as you walk past – the people are clearly a large contributing factor. The high school of Normanton received a bad […]

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Wakefield people: Stella in one hand, Greggs Steak Bake in the other

Is Wakefield a nice place to live or is Wakefield rough?

Wakefield, commonly abbreviated to Wakie, proud of its ‘city’ status but blind to its many faults. Nightlife, packed on a Friday and Saturday night, not with happy people having a fun night out, but with shirtless foul mouthed drunks significantly of two distinct types: the 18 to 26 year old male who after 2 pints […]

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Castleford or Cas-vegas, as it’s known locally and ironically

Is Castleford a nice place to live or is Castleford rough?

Cas-vegas, as it’s known locally and ironically. Home to the iconic Burberry factory… and so bad even the ne’er-do-wells are gagging to leave! This place started dying in the 1980’s, after the Tories shut down the mines, and anyone not on the dole left. Today, the town looks like a cross between a level from […]

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Bradford (where do I start?)

Is Bradford a nice place to live or is Bradford rough?

Bradford, West Yorkshire. Population 501,700 (the vast majority of which are *****, Asian drug dealers and partially disabled alcoholics on benefits). Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem to be enough words available in the English language to emphasise what a complete and utter f*****g s**t-hole this place really is. Apparently Bradford is the sixth largest city in […]

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Cleckhuddersfax, where to start…

Is Cleckhuddersfax a nice place to live or is Cleckhuddersfax rough?

This not one town but an accretion of conurb that has malignantly grown on the **** of West Yorkshire. The name is slang in Leeds/Bradford and is not used lightly. It incorporates a triangular(ish) area from Halifax, Cleckheaton, Dewsbury and of course Huddersfield. As with the rest of the UK it has become a festering […]

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You haven’t yet read about a town so pathetic & ‘wannabe’ as Morley

Is Morley a nice place to live or is Morley rough?

I’m sure you’ve read about other towns being ******** with *****, I mean, why else would you be on this site? Anywho, I assure you that you haven’t yet read about a town so pathetic and ‘wannabe’ as Morley. So where is Morley? Morley’s in Leeds. It’s quite a small place but is ******** with […]

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