Midhurst: Come for the Chukkas. Stay for the Gizzard-rolling

Is Midhurst a nice place to live or is Midhurst rough?

Polo is this town’s main entertainment. Too bad it occurs only a few months a year. You get to see Gauchos being brayed at by chinless wonders smashed on Veuve Clicquot (they sponsored the local mallet-&-Horse extravaganza for a few years). I heard Katie Price attended once. She could’ve bustled in to the local tapas […]

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Crappy Crawley – depressing hole of the south

Is Crawley a nice place to live or is Crawley rough?

Ahh good old Crawley… where to start? Let me start with the sh*thole county mall: the type of mall that not only favours fake mobile phone shops and cheap crappy clothing. It also favours ***** that desire ruining your shopping day by calling you a **** or a f*ggot. This mall is so bad for […]

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