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Chatham: the dog sh*t splattered patio of the Garden of England

Is Chatham a nice place to live or is Chatham rough?

Medway actually has a fair bit going for it. The North Downs and the River Medway on its borders, castles, forts, and cathedrals amongst its towns. It’s a testament to the residents commitment to crapness that, despite these draws, Medway remains the dog-**** splattered patio of the Garden of England. For reasons no one can […]

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Sittingbourne, oh the joy

Is Sittingbourne a nice place to live or is Sittingbourne rough?

If you are considering moving to Sittingbourne, take my friendly and concise advice, and avoid it like the plague which manifests itself here. The place is a real sh*thole now. Disrespectful cheeky kids that are dragged up by **** parents. I work in the retail park, and the amount of litter that the sh*ttingbourne sh*te […]

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Gillingham – Lively Rubbish Bin of the South East

Is Gillingham a nice place to live or is Gillingham rough?

I’ve only been living in Gillingham for a month but I can affirmatively say this is the worst place I have seen in this country so far. Having lived in a depressing but peaceful Aberdeen, a wild but colourful Leeds and a picturesque but boring Warwick, I wasn’t expecting much from Medway. This whole area […]

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Sheerness: where hopes, dreams and junkies go to die

Is Sheerness a nice place to live or is Sheerness rough?

Sheerness is the end of the line… literally. The end of a small branch line from Sittingbourne to the Isle of Dirt. A sticky-floored tube train that smells of stale piss, Stella Artois, Amber Leaf and misanthropy. If you don’t have a car and you want to get out of the place back to the […]

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I’ve always lived in Faversham and I can say it is a sh*t hole

Is Faversham a nice place to live or is Faversham rough?

I’ve always lived in Faversham and I can say it is a sh*t hole, but I honestly love it. What’s a town without a bit of banter, fighting, drinking and drugs? -a very boring one. A few stabbings and some vandalism are faversham, and were not ‘*****’ maybe were comfortable wearing trakies and a polo […]

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