Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes

Is Redhill a nice place to live or is Redhill rough?

Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes. Sterilising the population of redhill has always been on my mind, but I’m sure the crafty buggers would find a way round it. These little ******* could get a brick pregnant! This kind of fertility should have not been wasted on the filth that reside in […]

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Redhill-I hate it

Is Redhill a nice place to live or is Redhill rough?

It’s been a couple of months since anyone’s done this place. I’ve been working here for 2 and a bit years. I’d previously worked in croydon for nearly 4 years, hated it, thought Redhill might be a nice, peaceful change of scenery. Images of a green, picturesque Middle England market sprung to mind. ****, was […]

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Claygate

Ah Claygate, once a quiet, sought after village on the Surrey-London border, now home to some of Surrey’s most disgusting *****. In recent years, with the growth of the village’s council estates, Claygate has morphed into a cesspit of vice and vandalism. Of an evening you will usually find the chavlings ******* about ‘down the […]

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Mitcham, 85% of businesses are fast food joints, kebab & fried chicken shops

Is Mitcham a nice place to live or is Mitcham rough?

Mitcham is situated on the border of “Saaaaaaarf” London and Surrey. It is situated in close proximity to Streatham, Croydon, Tooting, Wimbledon and Sutton. Mitcham used to be a half-decent little town with reasonable local shops and a very pretty cricket green area. Unfortunately Mitcham has been forever blighted by the dramatic increase in housing […]

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