Yeovil, neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere

Is Yeovil a nice place to live or is Yeovil rough?

Right then, where to begin. By being neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere so we get the **** from the outlying villages rolling in (Stoke, Martock, Tintinhull, im looking at you all) and by being a town where all there is to do is grow old and by cheap cider, itsĀ  a perfect […]

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Macclesfield: for a lass born and bred in Stockport, this place is odd

Is Macclesfield a nice place to live or is Macclesfield rough?

Before I **** Macc (as it’s known to the locals) let me add the plus points. Beautiful countryside, good enough shops, mostly (daytime) friendly people. But then nighttime appears and Macclesfield turns into a town from the twilight zone. As a lass born and bred in Stockport (yeah, yeah I know, blame my parents) this […]

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Newcastle Under Lyme: thinks itself a less downmarket Stoke-On-Trent

Is Newcastle-unde-Lyme a nice place to live or is Newcastle-unde-Lyme rough?

Newcastle Under Lyme likes to think itself as the less downmarket version of Stoke On Trent, but any resident would be able to tell you this is not the case. Apparently, all the UK’s gold supplies are controlled from this town. And indeed there is a pompous, flashy marble building called ‘The Gold Centre’. And […]

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Coventry, Chaventry, whatever, it’s a ********, even the radio stations are ****!

Is or moving to Coventry a nice place to live or is or moving to Coventry rough?

Even when i look out of the window next to me i can see buses going past, my eyes instinctively head straight to the back seat of the top deck, where theres yet ANOTHER herd of *****! surely that girl holding what looked like a cigarette must not have been older than 12? they’re getting […]

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