When people think of Chatham you think of the Dockyard or something associated with naval ships. Nowadays it isn’t, it is embarrassing, not safe for children and full of crime. It may not have as much crime as major cities do, but it is bad. What you see is a load of ***** ******* around […]
I feel it is my duty to inform you all about this town that I can only describe as the festering cat **** in the Garden of England. Sheerness is an industrial eyesore and the majestic ‘crapital’ of the Isle of Sheppey, on the North Kent coast. If you have never heard of Sheerness, that’s […]
Read More… from Sheerness: industrial eyesore & the ‘crapital’ of the Isle of Sheppey
Ah Sittingbourne, the place with the 2nd highest teenage pregnancy rate in the country (narrowly beaten by Sheppey there) Not a lot has changed since I last wrote about the s******e, but I just want to follow up my comments, and correct a few others. I’ve noticed that most visitors to the town seem to […]
Read More… from Sittingbourne, ***** and ******* living in (dis)harmony
Twydall is located between the towns of Gillingham and Rainham and is a delightful place to visit, but not when you’re on your own. It has an extremely large population of ****’s who believe in the old adage of ‘strength in numbers’ and ‘a life without a bottle of white lightening and a *** is […]
Read More… from Twydall Estate, Gillingham: a delightful place to visit, but not on your own
I would like to welcome you to the ‘Fragrant ********’ that is Shitingbourne. Home to a population of about 80% ****, with the rest being made up of grungers/goths/old people. Quite possibly the only town with good transport links to those **** meccas of Shitness on Sea and Chavham, it has the distinction of being […]
Read More… from Sittingbourne: the only small town to have 3 branches of McDonalds
One of my earliest memories is that of a train journey with my mother and grandfather. As the train pulled into Sittingbourne, my grandfather read the sign and growled “hmmmmm….Shittingbourne more like! He then began to sing a song which had the first line “Chaversham and Shittingbourne where all the ******* live”. My mother hushed […]
Read More… from Sittingbourne – a bleak wasteland between the M2 & the Isle of Sheppey
