Leigh Park, Hampshire was once the largest council estate in Europe. It has a long tradition of chavness and could well be the origin of all ***** upon this Earth. (were there any evidence that anyone’s moved out since 1959). From the youngest creole-wearing babies collecting *** ends outside the chippie to the wrinkled hags […]
Welcome to Birmingham, Britain’s 2nd city. Actually a self-appointed title, presumably because it’s second only to London when it comes to concrete, piss-distressed shopping centres and unemployment. Whilst Brummies will (no chips on shoulders here, bab) remind you the city has more mileage of canal than Venice (the difference being that in the Midlands you […]
Read More… from Weoley Castle, Birmingham: it’s rough, Weoley, Weoley rough
Rhyl, also known as Manchester-on-Sea is one of the most disgusting seaside resorts on Earth. The numerous guesthouses on the seafront have all long been closed, and are now homes to homeless junkies and hiding murderers, leaving the area around them covered in used needles (which is why you should wear strong soles if you […]
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Bolsover is a small former mining town in Derbyshire. At first you think that it is a pleasant town. Unfortunately, when you see it at night it becomes a typical **** sh*thole. At night the ***** enjoy ******* around the market square. The ***** are of the usual quality of fake Burberry caps and knocked-off […]
Read More… from Bolsover: at night it becomes a typical dirt hole
Even in the middle of nowhere, Pewsey isn’t even a town. It’s a large village, and you probably have never even heard of it. Nevertheless, come nighttime, the local townies (don’t they realise they are in the countryside??!!) can be found in the bus stop (there’s only one) or by the Co-op (thats the only […]
Read More… from Pewsey: see the townies in their kevved-up Fiat Puntos by the Co-op
I see a number of entries for Essex already. If Essex is the UK’s chaviest region, then the capital is Southend. This sorry little grief hole is a honey pot for the (fake) Burberry/Kappa/Stone Island tracksuited generation. ***** are everywhere, although the greatest concentration is on the sea front. This so-called ‘Golden Mile’ is an […]
Read More… from Southend-on-Sea, a sorry little grief hole on the Essex coast
Wigan, to be blunt, has become a ****-******** sh*thole. Having spent 29 years (too long, I’m currently looking for a place elsewhere, but I digress…) in this dump of a town I can safely say that in the last five years or so things have gone downhill here at a terrifying speed. The town centre […]
Read More… from Wigan – where hell once froze over… and then it rained constantly
One of my earliest memories is that of a train journey with my mother and grandfather. As the train pulled into Sittingbourne, my grandfather read the sign and growled “hmmmmm….Shittingbourne more like! He then began to sing a song which had the first line “Chaversham and Shittingbourne where all the ******* live”. My mother hushed […]
Read More… from Sittingbourne – a bleak wasteland between the M2 & the Isle of Sheppey
What a complete and utter ********* Stirling is. Awarded City status by the Queen in 2003, that doesn’t stop this from being a Chavtown, in fact, it rather makes it even more of an attraction for the ****** ********. First off , there’s the ubiquitous McDonald’s full of **** – here you can quite commonly […]
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