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Read More… from Socio-economic statistics for Hooley Bridge, Rochdale
Heywood is a relatively small town sandwiched between some of the most **** places in the north west. Head out of Heywood in any direction and you either get to Bury, Rochdale or Oldham. Heywood is a boring place with not much for the common **** to do except steal from the local Morrisons and Dunnes […]
Read More… from Heywood: it has nothing to offer anyone who is normal and decent
Much as I would like to take you on a tour of some of the highlights that are Rochdale, I fear I have not the space. We must miss such areas as Freehold, Spotland, Falinge, Castleton and Newbold – names synonymous with shell-suits tucked into socks, gold chains the size of rigging rope and male […]
Read More… from Rochdale, I must warn you to steel yourself my friend
It’s a shame really. This small town nestled between Rochdale and Rawtenstall could be considered a fantastic little town; the town fountain, the quirky ‘Welsh village’ buildings, and of course, it had the smallest street in Britain. Not to mention it has quite a few claims to fame and even a few celebs live or […]
Read More… from Bacup, you can tell it’s a ner’do’well haven
Welcome to the cesspit of the universe, where evolution took a break and spat out this breed of useless slack-jawed yocals with less IQ than a glass of water, and told them to breed with their sisters over and over and over. The general places of worship for these mutated gorillas are of course the […]
Read More… from Rochdale – Welcome to the cesspit of the universe