If you ever find yourself in Northampton (which i hope for your sake you don’t)… please take the time to observe our loverly wide range of *****. They can be found in the loverly Kings Heath. Now please take my advice never walk through this place and if your driving don’t be on your own! […]
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Don’t be fooled by the beautiful surroundings, the pure clear spring water, or the roman baths, this town is home to the highest concentration of *******, *****, smackheads, kids with kids, air max wearers, and wannabe gangsters in the whole of the country. If you include the diseased cesspool of Fairfield, buxton’s cancerous growth, then […]
Read More… from Buxton – don’t be fooled by the beautiful surroundings
Redhill is an incestuous breeding ground for God’s mistakes. Sterilising the population of redhill has always been on my mind, but I’m sure the crafty buggers would find a way round it. These little ******* could get a brick pregnant! This kind of fertility should have not been wasted on the filth that reside in […]
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Airdrie is **** CENTRAL! You’ve never seen anything like it. **** swaggering around, dragging their knuckles, grunting every now and then, parading around in their little groups of terrorists….. Ah, Airdrie … ****** little town in Scotland run by ****. It’s a nightmare. You see them everywhere swaggering and grunting at each other in their […]
Read More… from Coatbridge – They seem to be fearless in numbers
It is my greatest shame that I was born, raised and indeed still live in this town. The ***** here account for about 80% of the male population, i’m sorry but the previous poster was a bit too generous, obviously he kept his distance while living in the town. Having grown up suffering these idiots, […]
Read More… from Llanelli, It’s my greatest shame that I was born, raised & live here
Siberian mining experiment-come-‘New’ town, Cumbernauld, near Glasgow, was voted 2nd most **** town in Britain in the Idler magazine’s 2003 poll and it was in no small way thanks to the invaluable contribution made by the town’s ****-majority that this ground-breaking (or should that be window-breaking?) feat was achieved. Like its sister (by different fathers?) […]
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Are you a useless, thieving, work shy sh*tbucket with as much worth to society as a cancer cell? Looking for a relaxing break somewhere other than the shopping centre? Then why not take a holiday in scenic Hemel Hempstead? This picturesque new town is a delight for lovers of grubby concrete and puddles of vomit, […]
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You’ve read the articles on the towns in the Wigan area, Leigh, Lowton, Hindley, etc. Now it’s time to hear about the one, the only… Golborne. And yes, I live there. Where to start? Well, Golborne is a small town on the outskirts of Wigan (though for some ****** up reason has a Warrington poscode […]
Read More… from All this talk of Golborne in Wigan is making me feel ill…
I have lived in a village near Telford for 21 years and to my horror when I was driving through the village last week i noticed a group of ***** had arrived and were ******* around doing **** all dressed in their usual attire that I am familiar with from the hole that is telford […]
Cromer, supposedly known as ‘Gem of the North Norfolk coast’ – why? Oh, yet another town in amongst the peaceful wilderness of North Norfolk has been taken over by ‘*****’! These malicious-looking creatures, lurk close by to the arcades wallowing in the joyful sounds of the music they bring, to attract more and more of the […]
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You could call this place a sh*t town most people just call it a ghetto…..All the comments I have read on this site have been about how rough their town is ….and how many ***** are in their town. Barry has a variety of people….Blacks, Whites, Asians…Then there are your moshers, goths, townies,***** etc… I’m […]
Once the 2nd most important town in Medieval England, due to the Port, this once prestigious gem has been reduced to a **** breeding ground. That should be ‘In’-breeding ground. Anyone who has the misfortune to be in Norfolk Street for a night out may wander haplessly into Doctor Thirsty’s – a theme pub of […]
Read More… from King’s Lynn: a prestigious gem reduced to a shallow genepool
