BRADLEY if you should accidentally get lost on your way out of Mirfield and into huddersfield, this is where you will end up. Bradley is the armpit of West Yorkshire! The rows and rows of grey pebble dashed houses have made the place a concrete jungle. Should you be unlucky enough to find you self […]
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Hagley – The Essex of the Midlands The main problem with ***** from Hagley is that they all have so much money and really should know better – what with them all having multi-millionaire parents, living in houses that are at the cheapest end of the scale £250,000. These ***** can afford to shop in […]
Lets get this straight, Kidderminster is pure ****. Reading this site i think some people are mistaking “bad boys” and “rude girls” for **** whereas they are a totally different breed. You want Rude boys go to Birmingham but if you are a keen **** spotter then kidderminster or ‘Kiddy’ is the place for you. […]
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Ah Sittingbourne, the place with the 2nd highest teenage pregnancy rate in the country (narrowly beaten by Sheppey there) Not a lot has changed since I last wrote about the s******e, but I just want to follow up my comments, and correct a few others. I’ve noticed that most visitors to the town seem to […]
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If you are ever travelling along the M58 motorway in Lancashire, take the time to stop off at Skelmersdale. Your suspicions will immediately be aroused by the view that presents itself – the incongruity of sprawling grey concrete amidst lush greenery. Leaving the motorway slip road, one of the first things you will notice is […]
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I cannot believe that nobody has included this in-bred smelly dive in this site yet! First and foremost, Fleckney is a small town south of Leicester. To those who know Leicester, they will also know the words that the ***** like to say a lot, and they way that they say it: Fish and Chip […]
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If one town deserves…nay, pleads to be wiped from existence, this sh*tehole is it. For the geographically challenged, Boro lies to the South of Newcastle and Sunderland, hidden by a miasma of green noxious gas, presumably produced at the Joker’s lair in Billingham. Indeed this heavy industrial fog has given rise to the generic nickname […]
I was amazed when I searched for this town not to find anything. Caernarfon is the lowest of the low when it comes to towns. My other posts include Bethesda and Bangor. I live in north Wales… and all these towns are in north Wales. Caernarfon beats them all. About ten minutes from Bangor there […]
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probably the only place in norfolk other than kings lynn, norwich and yarmouth where ***** were born well where do i start, i’ve lived here all my life and i’ve gotta honestly say……thetford isn’t too bad as long as you know your roots and you know where 2 go at what time. if you would […]
Words almost fail me when it comes to describing Potters Bar. I had the misfortune of having to work here for 2 years, and when I think back to the harrowing experiences that went through here I find a black cloud of depression descending on me, that only a valium and double scotch can ease. […]
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South Normanton!! What a nice place to escape from! The standard **** & ******** can be found ******* around the “chippie” or outside the local public house (because the land lord thinks they are under 12 and he may get into trouble) using the best gutter language the likes of which you and I have […]
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There was once a time where it was possible to escape ***** by leaving urban areas. However, now this is not the case, as even the tiniest villages have seen the desperate need for degeneration. Welcome to Little Common, as the name suggests, quite a sleepy retirement village. If the elderly all move to Bexhill, […]
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