Normanton – The Real Place for “I live near Leeds”

Is Normanton a nice place to live or is Normanton rough?

Normanton is just one of those places where people clearly don’t feel proud to live. From spoiled 9 year olds with iPhones, who probably know more swear words than you to teenagers demoralising you as you walk past – the people are clearly a large contributing factor. The high school of Normanton received a bad […]

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Northampton, a turdhole too far

Is Northampton a nice place to live or is Northampton rough?

Northampton, once a beautiful little market town, now a turdhole, overflowing with the vilest human filth. When did this transformation begin? In my lifetime, at the end of the 1960s, when the gormless c*nts at the borough council decided to demolish anything of historical beauty and quaintness. They ripped out what was left of the […]

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Luton in Chatham is the festering cesspit of Medway

Is luton in Chatham a nice place to live or is luton in Chatham rough?

If you venture out on a dark winters night in the old luton area of chatham then beware, every movement you make will be watched by a 1000 pairs of eyes, some will be muggers in the shadows weighing you up, others will be crackhead *********** being flogged by gangs of pimps who also sell […]

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Lowestoft, the boil on the **** of Britain

Is Lowestoft a nice place to live or is Lowestoft rough?

If you want to see how bad ********** can get, then come here. It makes the characters in the film Deliverance look like members of Mensa. Visit the industrial town centre and all you see are huge fat ******* pushing their buggies, chewing gum, and smoking a ***. Waddling about in lycra stretched to capacity […]

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Why Luton sucks…. a list

Is Luton a nice place to live or is Luton rough?

I grew up in Luton, and i hated it and still hate it now, despite not living there in years. OK, there are SOME good things, since nothing in life is 100% good or bad… The good, is that it’s large, multi-cultural with no race issues that cause tension or violence, good transport links (not […]

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Knottingley, eee by gum it’s rough

Is Knottingley a nice place to live or is Knottingley rough?

I have lived in Knottingley for 10 years, but have known the place a lot longer, I previously lived in Selby,(enough said) and wanted rid of the ******* around there. It’s not a pretty town and was subject to the 5 town policy, ie, wakefield council taking all the money from that area for themselves […]

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Grimsby & Cleethorpes are depressing, cold, unfriendly holes

Is Grimsby & Cleethorpes a nice place to live or is Grimsby & Cleethorpes rough?

GRIMSBY and CLEETHORPES! what a backward, awful, depressing, unfriendly, hole this place is. Unless you have lived here for 5000 years, forget it. The locals are rude, cold, unfriendly, suspicious, and absolute miserable gits. If you are from outside the area, you may as well call it a day for friends, jobs, etc The ner’do’well […]

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Horsham, a nothing town of retired or retiring civil service employees

Is Horsham a nice place to live or is Horsham rough?

On the face of it Horsham portrays itself as a small pleasant old English market town. Truthfully it is very over crowded and expanding at a rate far beyond what its market town statement can or could ever cope with. Horsham use to boast a near 0% unemployment however with immigration, closing down of Horsham’s […]

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Thame: the gene pool is rapidly stagnating

Is Thame a nice place to live or is Thame rough?

Thame, our little wildcard, nestled at the foot of the Chilterns is slowly being overrun by chain stores, overtly gregarious Polish men in doner kebab vans enticing already faintly obese middle-aged men to their early deaths by mystery meats, and a cancerously prolific abundance of very mediocre Asian restaurants and takeaways that all taste the […]

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Ely: Sh*t of the Fens!

Is Ely a nice place to live or is Ely rough?

Ely – known as the ship of the Fens: a bleak desolate flat wasteland that was reclaimed from swamps. Ely rises above this primordial filth like a swollen haemorrhoid on the **** of East Anglia. The locals are a unique product of this marshy, flat purgatory having developed features to cope with it, like webbed […]

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Horsham, AKA Bore-sham

Is Horsham a nice place to live or is Horsham rough?

Now Horsham didn’t use to be bad. It wasn’t good, but it wasn’t bad! At least this was what I thought when I grew up there and spent just under half my life there! It’s a bit like being given a rich tea biscuit every day and trying nothing else. You think the rich tea […]

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Brockley: Hipster Dads, Goldsmiths Students, Social Housing Tenants and Dungarees

Is Brockley a nice place to live or is Brockley rough?

I think Brockley 10 years ago would have been a markedly different place: one bereft of the beards, the flat whites and the numerous restaurants offering an approximation of hipster haute cuisine. Now you can’t get on the overground without having your skin exfoliated by the bristles of the creatively bearded, find a “normal” coffee […]

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