Kenilworth – A boring town full of old people

Is Kenilworth a nice place to live or is Kenilworth rough?

Kenilworth is a town in Warwickshire full of the white middle class variety of old people who shop at the local Waitrose. The average age is 52. Despite the existence of many primary schools and its large secondary school, children are only usually seen going to and leaving these schools. The odd young person can […]

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Gloucester – What a shame

Is Gloucester a nice place to live or is Gloucester rough?

Oh dear Gloucester, what happened to you? A once proud cathedral city leading to the Cotswolds is now a crime ridden concrete hell-hole, festering with *****, homeless and criminals. The city centre could be worse, the cathedral is impressive and there are some nice old Tudor houses and quaint little shops etc. But that’s as […]

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Salisbury… Dear God, what a boring, depressing dump!

Is Salisbury a nice place to live or is Salisbury rough?

Salisbury… the sort of place people emigrate from to avoid. I have recently been posted to this dump and have already applied to be transferred to anywhere but Wiltshire. The town (they call it a city because of the cathedral), trust me, it’s a big market town and full of ignorant bigoted thick Wiltshire people […]

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Earby: If you’re ignorant and love drinking then you’ll fit right in

Is Earby a nice place to live or is Earby rough?

Earby is a small town / village in the district of Pendle which is part of Lancashire but confusingly Pendle is regarded as the West Riding of Yorkshire (became part of Lancashire due to historic border changes) So what’s it like to live in this village? Well Lancashire boasts about its friendly hospitality, not the […]

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Sacriston known as ‘Segga’ by the locals or ‘Smakriston’

Is Sacriston a nice place to live or is Sacriston rough?

Sacriston known by ‘Segga’ by locals or ‘Smakriston’ is one of the worst places in the county. As mentioned in many other articles within the area Sacriston is also full of *****. Sacriston is home to far too many takeaways and as you go down the front street it’s all you can see, scruffy takeaways […]

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Coleford: The **** of the Forest of Dean

Is Coleford a nice place to live or is Coleford rough?

Have you ever walked through a town for several minutes before realising that everyone in it has the same facial features? Yes; everyone in Coleford is related. Brothers marry sisters, uncles marry nieces and I believe there is even a chap named Dave who married his favorite pet sheep. To say the gene pool is […]

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Consett, the ****** pissy-mattress furnished capital of the North

Is Consett a nice place to live or is Consett rough?

Welcome to Consett! The ****** rusty-old-trampoline furnished capital of the North. Once a thriving steel industrial town, now a graveyard for old trampolines, rusty bikes and old pissy mattresses. Thursday is flea market day, where most locals bring their gammy legs out for a hobble down Middle St. with the chimps for a flakey pasty. […]

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Bourne, the place where social progress goes to die.

Is Bourne a nice place to live or is Bourne rough?

It’s somewhat ironic that Bourne boasts two well-respected secondary schools, given that they provide the town’s younger generations with the best possible route out of this flat-as-a-pancake hellscape. Only those too thick to figure out an escape plan remain past college age, where they slowly ferment into the kind of dim-witted, loud-mouthed, racist, homophobic rednecks […]

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Blantyre: sh*te in Livingstone’s days, he left for another continent

Is Blantyre a nice place to live or is Blantyre rough?

Birthplace of David Livingstone – the famous explorer, and has one of the largest populations for a village in Europe. Sounding picturesque? Read on. ASDA is the biggest shop there… and it has a café, If you went there on any weekday, you’d be greeted by the same single mothers brigade that meet in said […]

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Stretford is a Mecca for ***** and scallies

Is Stretford a nice place to live or is Stretford rough?

Stretford is a place that is a Mecca for ***** and scallies. They’re dressed in the typical scally uniform of trainers, trackies and a snap back hat. they’re pockets are filled with the latest skunk weed that smells like cow piss and cat piss mixed in with giraffe piss. They’re usually walking around with this […]

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Chesterfield, **** boy racer central

Is Chesterfield a nice place to live or is Chesterfield rough?

I’ve lived here for just over a year now and I hate it already. I live right near the town centre. Every other car is a ****** boy racer, revving it up and showing off to absolutely no one (genuinely deluded enough to look through their mirrors for attention thinking people actually care and enjoy […]

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Milford Haven is just one giant council estate

Is Milford Haven a nice place to live or is Milford Haven rough?

Milford haven, once a thriving fishing industry held this little ports name up high, american settlers built its streets to emulate their home with a simple lay out, the deepest natural harbour in the UK secured trade and wealth, fishing trawlers steaming into port with full belly’s . Yes its safe to say this town […]

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