There are 3 types of old people in the UK. Those between the ages of 90-100; walking around with their mouths ******* wide open as if they’ve just been told the world is running out of oxygen. Those between 80-90; slightly more lucid, but incontinence has clearly taken hold as evident by the stench of […]
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Sneinton, Nottingham, do not come here for peace
A very mixed community, which somehow also makes it fragmented.. The 50% Pakistani community keep to themselves, the Roma ******* have their own “welfare rights” day once a week at the Sneinton Library.. There is also a contingent of dreadlocked “New Age” type individuals. And Street Drinkers are quite common also, with there being at […]
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Bulwell: If crippling depression could build a town.
Bulwell isn’t a bad town. It is the metropolitan equivalent of a distant gulag in Siberia – reserved only for the vilest and most capitalistic kulaks. Masses of black and blue tracksuits, penned in by dismal alleyways and busy roads, prowl the cold grey streets. Streets. Streets that are barely illuminated by the synthetic glare […]
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Liverpool – More like Live-in-stool
I am entitled to every statement I am about to make regarding this city as my parents are born and bred scousers, which therefore makes me . . gulp . . . a second generation scouser. Fortunately I have not even a hint of the accent, and for this I am eternally thankful (although the […]
Buxton teenage turf wars!
Buxton is a nice spa town located in the country surrounded by beautiful views. A town full of tourist attractions, the springs, the old baths, solomons temple, the pavillion gardens, pooles cavern and many more! The town is full of many things to do for a day out. As a tourist Buxton has potential to […]
Ross-on-Wye: marrying your sister, charity shops and fights
They say Ross on Wye is the birthplace of modern tourism. However the things it is most famous for are; **********, charity shops and fights outside the Eagle on a Saturday night. Ross on Wye has more charity shops than people. Every building is taken up by either a charity shop, run down pub or […]
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Mawdesley: full of snobbish, obnoxious idiots
If you hate life and have lots of money then Mawdesley is the place for you. Most normal human-beings are forced to live in socially isolated, lifeless depressing ****** sh*tholes against their will, and most normal rich people chose to live in nice places – Mawdesley turns this logic on it’s head. Mawdesley is literally […]
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The McCain factory looms over Scarborough like a potato Auschwitz
Back in 2013, there was a spate of murders among the druggie community in Scarborough. Most of the real problem ***** have been brought over from the North West by the council to fulfil some kind of grant for looking after ****** addicts, and for a while **** got serious in the bedsits around town. […]
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Leek: just like any other midlands town, just don’t expect a McDonalds
With all due respect to the previous commentators on Leek, some may have had bad experiences granted, but for the most part it’s just like any other midlands town. I’ve lived here on and off over the years. I haven’t actively sought out Leek as a natural habit but I know plenty of people that […]
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The dump that is Colwyn Bay
Please can I nominate the Dump that is Colwyn Bay. Where does one start? Well the Travelodge in CB is used to accommodate the homeless so that gives you a very clear idea of the town it is. Sadly the council stopped caring about the town years ago. Pulling all of old hotels down and […]
West Drayton is one of the biggest sh*tholes around
WEST DRAYTON. Lived around here for years in the sleepy village of Harmondsworth. West Drayton itself is one of the biggest ********* around. Choc-a-block with ****** from neighbouring Langley and Iver, and an ever increasing presence of immigrants settling in all over the place. More coffee shops and fast food takeaways than you can shake […]
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Llanybydder: it’s 20 years behind the rest of civilisation
Small village situated near Lampeter, runs a monthly horse mart and the land that time forgot… or in reality 20 years behind the rest of civilization. Once this village many old fashioned pubs, only the rugby club is left, where ******* popping farmers and intellectually challenged boy racers go. Each pub within the area had […]
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