Sutton-in-Ashfield: avoid eye contact and you’ll be just fine

Is Sutton-in-Ashfield a nice place to live or is Sutton-in-Ashfield rough?

I’m not saying that Sutton in Ashfield is a bad place to live. It could be much worse, like Kirkby in Ashfield. Basically if the name of the town you are in is followed by “in Ashfield” you have stumbled into the district that time forgot and where good taste never existed. The locals aren’t […]

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Bolton is a dump

Is Bolton a nice place to live or is Bolton rough?

Bolton itself is a dump. The best businesses are leaving or have left. Pound shops and cheap takeaways are everywhere. Some of the takeaways have reached the lofty heights of ONE star for hygiene. The usual benefits ********** are to be found pushing expensive prams while speaking their own language, which could be one of […]

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Blackbird Leys, Oxford is a Haven for the Underclass

Is Blackbird Leys a nice place to live or is Blackbird Leys rough?

This is my views on Blackbird Leys in Oxford. I went here once on a Tuesday afternoon in 2014 to see what it was like. Never again. I felt sick when walking around and would rather move to Uzbekistan than spend more than 10 minutes in this dump. The Estate is beyond repair and is […]

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Loughborough – Bells and Bell-Ends

Is Loughborough a nice place to live or is Loughborough rough?

I live here, “me duck”. Loughborough (luff-brÉ™, population 60,000) is a former industrial area, close to the Nottinghamshire border in the East Midlands within the Charnwood borough of Leicestershire, England. Loughborough people are very special, with very special needs. Famous for its bald and angry amateur bodybuilding boxers (that’s just the women), Loughborough is where […]

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Combe Martin: The zit on the **** of England

Is Combe Martin a nice place to live or is Combe Martin rough?

If the world had piles, they’d be in Combe Martin, North Devon. I live here, but you can’t call it life. The good old British transport network, the seaside, shopping, and clothes, are old hat and cliché. You don’t need these things and Combe Martin hasn’t got them. What you need is people from Birmingham, […]

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Aylesham is a village of Anti-Conservatives and racists

Is Aylesham a nice place to live or is Aylesham rough?

Aylesham, known as the Sunshine Corner is a village of Anti-Conservatives and racists. Recently has gone through a delightful upgrade to the anger of the local residents, who don’t like “new bas*ards” in the village. The recent refurbishment of the village has panicked the residence as they do not like change, the village have voted […]

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Normanton what a sh*t hole

Is Normanton a nice place to live or is Normanton rough?

I’ve lived in Normanton for over 25 years and I made the biggest mistake of my life moving here. Firstly it’s all about how rude some people are. Walking into town, is like walking into field head prison. Surrounded by mental weirdos. The worst part of Normanton is Smirthwaite, that area is so bad, that […]

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Sileby – A depressing town with a shameful history

Is Sileby a nice place to live or is Sileby rough?

Sileby has gone from an ugly village to a messed up and ****** transit town but frankly, we’re discussing the typical East Midlands character and the effects of the last ten years on this country. Deprivation and class division have always been the British way. You think we have it bad here in Sileby. I […]

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Featherstone – They’ll give thee a kickin’

Is Featherstone a nice place to live or is Featherstone rough?

Featherstone, or Fev as it’s more commonly known, is a town in West Yorkshire that is thriving with ***** who pride themselves on how much alcohol they can consume in one sitting and how hard their dad was in the 80’s. All of the town is a sh*thole but nowhere more so than the Priory […]

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Abertillery: Welcome to The Valleys… of Hell!

Is Abertillery a nice place to live or is Abertillery rough?

A warning, don’t come here unless your ambition is to live in a complete slum! I knew Wales standards would be different to England’s, but I didn’t realise they would have no standards here at all. My quality of life has dropped to nil since making the huge mistake of moving here. They despise old […]

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Wirksworth where breeding outside of your own family is frowned up

Is Wirksworth a nice place to live or is Wirksworth rough?

A town where breeding outside of your own family unit is frowned up at the very least. This is of course masked by the faux hippy image that people seem to favour in this day and age in order to make a place with no outstanding values appear “quaint”. Naturally this has raised the price […]

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Bangor: City of the Damned

Is Bangor a nice place to live or is Bangor rough?

Bangor. A university city where the bookshop shut a decade ago. A city where the magistrate’s court was pulled down to make room for a police station which is open 9-5 Monday to Friday. Because at least in Bangor, crime does indeed sleep. I once asked a representative from Soest in Germany why Bangor was […]

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