Northumberland - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Oh dear, Seahouses is a quite a village! You would never expect that such a small village could have such a shallow gene pool! Everyone talks about how beautiful it is, the coast, the sea, but no one is telling you of the horror! People in white vans try to challenging anyone on a race, […]

Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related

Is Amble a nice place to live or is Amble rough?

In the 1930s, when the RMS Mauretania was heading up the East Coast of Britain on her last voyage to the breaker’s yard at Rosyth, the town council of Amble sent a telegram to the ship saying “still the finest ship on the seas”. The Mauretania replied with greetings “to the last and kindliest port […]

Morpeth: Is it really as posh as the posters make it look? No!

Is Morpeth a nice place to live or is Morpeth rough?

Morpeth. Is this town really as posh as the posters make it look? The answer is no. Morpeth is a horrible place to live. By day the town centre is full of stuck up posh twats. But by night it’s full of drunks that walk up and down the high street just looking for a […]

Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East

Is Ashington a nice place to live or is Ashington rough?

Ashington lies just off the northeast coast of England and was once a place where grown men tunnelled in search of coal. Not anymore. Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East. It is a place where being ‘hard’ is admired and violence is a mark of a man’s […]

Wooler: in the morning it’s a lovely rural town, by midday it changes

Is Wooler a nice place to live or is Wooler rough?

In the morning this is a lovely rural town, old people go out and do their thing. Between midday and the afternoon they start to disappear, one by one. And I understand why… by the late afternoon ***** start crawling out of every house and every corner. ***** all ages, from 12 all the way […]