Blackpool: The Seaside Town They Forgot To Close Down

Is Blackpool a nice place to live or is Blackpool rough?

Blackpools a holdover from a different time. A time when every single one of us unlucky people were stuck on this awful island and flights to somewhere halfway decent was reserved to only the richest among us. Back then in these “days of yore” Blackpool was visited by all kinds of hard-working British families for […]

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Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related

Is Amble a nice place to live or is Amble rough?

In the 1930s, when the RMS Mauretania was heading up the East Coast of Britain on her last voyage to the breaker’s yard at Rosyth, the town council of Amble sent a telegram to the ship saying “still the finest ship on the seas”. The Mauretania replied with greetings “to the last and kindliest port […]

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Carlin How: it’s now like walking through Beirut

Is Carlin How a nice place to live or is Carlin How rough?

I grew up in the small village called Carlin How and I can say that I had a great childhood there, playing down the woods and camping up at “Texas” and all that, it was great! Yet to my surprise, going back there this year I was in shock and awe at what I had […]

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Proud To Be From Keighley? Nah.

Is Keighley a nice place to live or is Keighley rough?

First of all, I’m not surprised that when I search “Keighley” on here, all that pops up is how terrible it is. It’s a shame I have to live here. On my walk home from school, I normally see discarded couches or the average dog poo. The council are too lazy to realise they need […]

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Morpeth: Is it really as posh as the posters make it look? No!

Is Morpeth a nice place to live or is Morpeth rough?

Morpeth. Is this town really as posh as the posters make it look? The answer is no. Morpeth is a horrible place to live. By day the town centre is full of stuck up posh twats. But by night it’s full of drunks that walk up and down the high street just looking for a […]

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Huddersfield, not such a ‘brilliant’ place to live!

Is Huddersfield a nice place to live or is Huddersfield rough?

Welcome all readers. This is my article on Huddersfield. I will be explaining to you why Huddersfield is an absolute **** hole. Lets begin, shall we? I’ve lived in Huddersfield for a long time. I grew up here, watching it disintegrate into nothing but a pile of sh*t. The town centre is far by the […]

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Featherstone – They’ll give thee a kickin’

Is Featherstone a nice place to live or is Featherstone rough?

Featherstone, or Fev as it’s more commonly known, is a town in West Yorkshire that is thriving with ***** who pride themselves on how much alcohol they can consume in one sitting and how hard their dad was in the 80’s. All of the town is a sh*thole but nowhere more so than the Priory […]

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Mixed bag for Darlington (Darlo)

Is Darlington a nice place to live or is Darlington rough?

Darlington is truly a mixed bag. It consists of the best and the worst, and by the worst, I mean you’ll feel like you’re in Mogadishu or Baghdad. Unlike other nearby towns, such as Middlesbrough, Hartlepool or Stockton which are all universally **** throughout, Darlington consists of several okay areas in which you’ll find old […]

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Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East

Is Ashington a nice place to live or is Ashington rough?

Ashington lies just off the northeast coast of England and was once a place where grown men tunnelled in search of coal. Not anymore. Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East. It is a place where being ‘hard’ is admired and violence is a mark of a man’s […]

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The McCain factory looms over Scarborough like a potato Auschwitz

Is Scarborough a nice place to live or is Scarborough rough?

Back in 2013, there was a spate of murders among the druggie community in Scarborough. Most of the real problem ***** have been brought over from the North West by the council to fulfil some kind of grant for looking after ****** addicts, and for a while **** got serious in the bedsits around town. […]

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Ushaw Moor used to be a nice place…

Is Ushaw Moor a nice place to live or is Ushaw Moor rough?

Ushaw Moor used to be a nice place… When the youthful generation were under the age of 10. But now, they are at the age of about 15/16, and they are RUTHLESS!! They love to fight and will do so if you even look at them wrong. If you want to have a nice time with […]

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