Ferryhill: The trains speed up as they pass through

Is Ferryhill a nice place to live or is Ferryhill rough?

Ferryhill, a once thriving mining village had (at some point in its history) the longest recorded railway platform in the world! Sadly these days the trains speed up as they pass through… presumably commuters experience something akin to Jurassic Park as they pass by. Only with wasted yokels taking the place of velociraptors. Those few […]

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Darlington: Town of Brass Bands and Despair

Is Darlington a nice place to live or is Darlington rough?

Darlington. Beautiful Darlington. Traditional market town that is the embodiment of North Eastern values. When I was growing up there, expectant mothers did not get the usual NHS offering of a ‘baby starter pack of nappies, wet wipes and a helpful booklet’. No; babies of Darlington Memorial Hospital were prepared for life as a future […]

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Is Sedgefield, Durham a nice place to live?

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Ferryhill: the town’s female population are permanently pregnant

Is Ferryhill a nice place to live or is Ferryhill rough?

Ferryhill is a small, former pit village in South West Durham with a population of around ten thousand. A typical terraced house can be purchased for about the same price as the weekly shop in any town in the Home Counties. Unfortunately they’re still overpriced due to the high concentration of pond life who reside […]

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Crime Statistics for Newton Aycliffe, School Aycliffe, Durham, 2024

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Newton Aycliffe – regional **** capital

Is Newton Aycliffe a nice place to live or is Newton Aycliffe rough?

Newton Aycliffe is pretty much unknown nationally, but within the North East of England, it is known as a land of milk and honey for **** folk. Walk through the historically important town centre designed & constructed using ***** building materials in the 1960’s & twinned with Beruit, Soweto & Hell, ***** immediately feel at […]

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