Stanwell: The Town Directed By John Carpenter

Is Stanwell a nice place to live or is Stanwell rough?

Some towns are glaringly bad, often apologetically so. Then there are towns whose insidious nature lures folk like the sirens of the sea. As kids, we called it the mutant village of Stanwell. If you have ever seen the John Carpenter motion picture “In The Mouth Of Madness”, you can get a glimpse of the […]

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Hayes, Middlesex, I have seen a big decline in the area

Is Hayes a nice place to live or is Hayes rough?

I have lived in Hayes for fifteen years now and in that time I have seen a big decline in the area. Hillingdon council seem to have little interest in the the cleanliness and I have rarely seen a roadsweeper, and **** a big problem. As Hayes is very multi cultural there are a lot […]

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Whitton, Twickenham…Where’s it all gone?

Is Whitton a nice place to live or is Whitton rough?

Ah Whitton, a once quiet, subtle and small area situated slyly between Hounslow and Twickenham has now become a blight on the surrounding area; even next to Hounslow. You see, after having spent the last 5-6 years living, going to school and generally going out around Whitton, I have experienced the first-hand deterioration of this […]

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Ashford, once a village, became ruined due to the airport

Is Ashford a nice place to live or is Ashford rough?

What a blessing for postal codes as most of our mail in the past ended up in Kent. Ashford once a village became ruined as did Stanwell just up the road due to the airport. The town is kept alive only just, by numerous nail shops, charity shops, 2 coffee shops, numerous takeaways, 2 chinese […]

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How to fit in around Ashford or Stanwell

Is Ashford a nice place to live or is Ashford rough?

If your a girl in Ashford or Stanwell, first you must have extremely large love handles ******* over the top of your market jeans. Your extremely tight t-shirt should show every roll of fat whilst clearly showing every stretch mark. This t-shirt should proudly display the words I AM A TEAMPLAYER. Then on the back […]

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Twickenham conjures up idyllic walks by the thames, that is ********!

Is Twickenham a nice place to live or is Twickenham rough?

When someone say Twickenham the mind usually conjures up images of triumphant victories at rugby or walks by the thames or a nice place to retire. f*****g ********! I have had the misfortune of living in a really nice area of Twickenham for the past year however my life still gets invaded by the likes […]

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