Rochdale – Welcome to the cesspit of the universe

Is Rochdale a nice place to live or is Rochdale rough?

Welcome to the cesspit of the universe, where evolution took a break and spat out this breed of useless slack-jawed yocals with less IQ than a glass of water, and told them to breed with their sisters over and over and over. The general places of worship for these mutated gorillas are of course the […]

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Wigan – where hell once froze over… and then it rained constantly

Is Wigan a nice place to live or is Wigan rough?

Wigan, to be blunt, has become a ****-******** sh*thole. Having spent 29 years (too long, I’m currently looking for a place elsewhere, but I digress…) in this dump of a town I can safely say that in the last five years or so things have gone downhill here at a terrifying speed. The town centre […]

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Stretford, parades of fast food joints & tatty money laundering shops

Is Stretford a nice place to live or is Stretford rough?

This town is situated in south west Manchester. It bears all the hallmarks of chavdom one would hope to avoid: Parades of murky fast food takeaway joints; tatty money laundering businesses masquerading as sunbed hire tanning shops and minicab firms; crumbling terraced houses and decaying 1970’s council-owned maisonettes. The streets are lined with dog **** […]

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