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Tag: Lowestoft
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Great Yarmouth – A museum of bleakness and decay
I visited Great Yarmouth several times recently and hope never to have to return. Where the bleak, brown, hostile sea stops, bleak, hostile depressing streets start, with grim “amusement” arcades on the dilapidated front where it is impossible to imagine deriving any joy or amusement. The star attraction The star attraction it seems is a […]
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Top 10 most deprived towns in England 2019
A minor miracle has just happened in the UK. The government has published the new indices of multiple deprivation statistics… before the next election. Coming around less often than a leap year, these are the statistics that a lot of politicians dread. Last published in 2015, they are the definitive guide to how god-awful each […]
“Dirty GY” a.k.a Great Yarmouth
I’ve lived in Great Yarmouth my entire life. What I’ve found is, the entire area and surrounding areas you have to pick out the best and the worst. You have your sh*t areas like GY, Southtown, Cobholm, Lowestoft, but there are some nice areas like Caister, Bradwell, Carlton and Belton. Gorleston is somewhere in between. […]
Lowestoft, the boil on the **** of Britain
If you want to see how bad ********** can get, then come here. It makes the characters in the film Deliverance look like members of Mensa. Visit the industrial town centre and all you see are huge fat ******* pushing their buggies, chewing gum, and smoking a ***. Waddling about in lycra stretched to capacity […]
Lowestoft, why did the Germans fail to level it?
Why did the germans fail to level lowestoft? ******* hell they had TWO wars to achieve it and even a huge air force! I think their failure has allowed the locals flawed DNA to mutate further than anyone would believe. The other day I saw a couple of *******, yes, with their baseball caps, allowing […]
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Pretty Far from ‘Great’ Yarmouth
Whilst I admire greatly the efforts of my forebears, in whose writings on this website on Yarmouth and its equally ugly sister, Lowestoft, contain a great deal of truth and a good helping of humour, it seems to me that a new assessment be made of this poor wretch of a town. Some ten years […]
Lowestoft: the land of gormless men & severely pale and overweight single mothers
So, unbeknownst to me, the UK has a group of possible contenders for the scenario witnessed in Battle Royale. This group of people are known as Lowestoftians. I’m pretty sure if we stuck them all on the Isle of White and told them to off each other, they would walk straight into the sea and […]
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