Living in Ashford - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Ashford, I grew up here and I am mentally scarred

Is Ashford a nice place to live or is Ashford rough?

A town in South East England where the bling people wear is actually Argos, allegedly 4ct yellow-coated lead and the hoop earrings are so big that people’s ears look like those of the Yanomami Indians who stretch them for traditional purposes. I grew up here and am mentally scarred for life by the sheer amount […]

How to fit in around Ashford or Stanwell

If your a girl in Ashford or Stanwell, first you must have extremely large love handles ******* over the top of your market jeans. Your extremely tight t-shirt should show every roll of fat whilst clearly showing every stretch mark. This t-shirt should proudly display the words I AM A TEAMPLAYER. Then on the back […]