Tag: Leicestershire

Melton Mowbray: Neanderthals loiter outside McDonalds, with not one GCSE in Car Theft between them

Is Melton Mowbray. Leicestershire a nice place to live or is Melton Mowbray. Leicestershire rough?

Melton Mowbray! Yes that’s right home to the beloved Pork Pie, which are grotty and full of congealed pork offal at the best of times, a striking similarity can be made with the quiet market town nestled in the heart of the Leicestershire countryside. A picturesque town spoilt only by the crappy selection of Charity […]

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Coalville: most of the inhabitants walk around in a zombie like state

Is Coalville a nice place to live or is Coalville rough?

Coalville, or ‘Co-ville’ as it is known in regional dialect is a small town located in the midlands, and would seem to be a prime location for ‘****’ or ‘Illegal immigrant’ spotting. The other percentage of the population of Coalville seems to be made up of old age pensioners or simply those who are verging on the brink of insanity. The whole town seems to […]

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Fleckney, Leicestershire, avoid this town like the plague

Is Fleckney a nice place to live or is Fleckney rough?

I cannot believe that nobody has included this in-bred smelly dive in this site yet! First and foremost, Fleckney is a small town south of Leicester. To those who know Leicester, they will also know the words that the ***** like to say a lot, and they way that they say it: Fish and Chip […]

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