Kibworth, a beautiful countryside town filled with middle class, old, white men, right? Wrong. An *********** from the south east of ***** has destroyed the town, filling each bush with an array of used ****** needles and grotty condoms. Just making it down the A6 without hearing the word ‘oi you f*kin cant’ is about […]
Tag: Leicestershire
Leicester: feel threatened by the sheer amount of ‘Roadmen’
Ahhhh, Leicester, where does one begin? When taking a stroll through town, one cannot help but feel threatened by the sheer amount of what are commonly known as ‘Roadmen’. This is another word for ne’er-do-wells. Now, let it be known – When I say ne’er-do-wells, I do not refer to the poor, simply those who […]
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Coalville has the general aroma of a deceased town
If you are thinking of moving to Coalville, then read this. Your sanity os on the line. As if the general aroma of a deceased town with zilch prospects wasn’t unappetising enough, we now have a 99% derelict addiction and the dole sucking kids to go with it! Welcome to a town that’s lost all […]
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Melton Mowbray is the most bizarre & terrifying place I’ve ever lived
I went to university for a year in Melton (a performing arts course run at melton college under Demontford University) and although the course itself and the lecturers were brilliant, I can honestly say that Melton Mowbray is the most bizarre and terrifying place I have ever lived. I shall tell you for why: Everything […]
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Leicester – The Cheater’s Haven
Well as a place to live Leicester has a lot to offer. An incredible football team, great shopping and pretty good nightlife, but if you are unfortunate enough to be married to or dating a man from Leicester then the chances that he is not cheating on you are very slim. Ladies (and probably men […]
Loughborough – Bells and Bell-Ends
I live here, “me duck”. Loughborough (luff-brə, population 60,000) is a former industrial area, close to the Nottinghamshire border in the East Midlands within the Charnwood borough of Leicestershire, England. Loughborough people are very special, with very special needs. Famous for its bald and angry amateur bodybuilding boxers (that’s just the women), Loughborough is where […]
Sileby – A depressing town with a shameful history
Sileby has gone from an ugly village to a messed up and ****** transit town but frankly, we’re discussing the typical East Midlands character and the effects of the last ten years on this country. Deprivation and class division have always been the British way. You think we have it bad here in Sileby. I […]
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Hinckley: Pretensions To Adequacy
Hinckley has all the soul-destroying features described in the other articles on this website. It is no different from every other featureless, nondescript dump. Every town has its local nutter. Hinckley perhaps distinguishes itself in one respect here, as it would appear to be a breeding ground for nutters. Nowadays, it’s getting harder to spot […]
Ibstock, a journey back to the 1980’s
Ever miss an era of Britain where heavy industry still ruled, where working class people swept their doorsteps, considered “curry” an exotic foreign food. Ever miss a Britain where a single brown face amongst the throng of pale-faced weather beaten islanders was a shock! Do you miss rag-and-bone men, friendly gypseys, miners welfare clubs. Where […]