Melton Mowbray! Yes that’s right home to the beloved Pork Pie, which are grotty and full of congealed pork offal at the best of times, a striking similarity can be made with the quiet market town nestled in the heart of the Leicestershire countryside. A picturesque town spoilt only by the crappy selection of Charity […]
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Corby…the name says it all!
Welcome to Hell! That is what an unknown graffiti artist daubed in red on the walls of Corby’s bus station. He was right. In the early 1900’s, Corby was a small and sleepy village located in the north of Northamptonshire, surrounded by farmland and quarries. Sometime later, Samuel & Lloyd have built a steelworks near […]
Fleckney, Leicestershire, avoid this town like the plague
I cannot believe that nobody has included this in-bred smelly dive in this site yet! First and foremost, Fleckney is a small town south of Leicester. To those who know Leicester, they will also know the words that the ***** like to say a lot, and they way that they say it: Fish and Chip […]
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Newport – where theys speaks likes thiiisss
The peak cap slumming it vibe of this nethertown will drive even the most animated horn tooting bare-chested straw-chewing, techno-loving, you-knows-it, fiesta-driving, fat-chic-shafting braindead into buying loads of ecstasy, from the sppeeaksss likkee thisss dealers, in an alleyway. Following this purchase from binky’s finest, the peak cap should be turned backwards for a leisurely hop […]
At Leicester’s Clock Tower, smell the stench of BO & cheap perfume
Wigston, South Wigston, Braunstone, New Parks and all those places, you know where! Living in Leicester all my life (17 years so far), I have lived in Braunstone to the q. ”******’ posh wankaah!” Oadby. Unfortunately there’s some *****. Well, ‘some’ is somewhat of an understatement, it’s more like a plague, a black death throughout […]
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