I saw a post stating that Burscough was the ****** capital of England. Well, my friend, I present to you Lathom. Not just the ****** capital of England, Christ no, but the ****** capital of the ******* world. About 50 people actually live there, and all of them are at least second cousins if not […]
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If you hate life and have lots of money then Mawdesley is the place for you. Most normal human-beings are forced to live in socially isolated, lifeless depressing ****** sh*tholes against their will, and most normal rich people chose to live in nice places – Mawdesley turns this logic on it’s head. Mawdesley is literally […]
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Earby is a small town / village in the district of Pendle which is part of Lancashire but confusingly Pendle is regarded as the West Riding of Yorkshire (became part of Lancashire due to historic border changes) So what’s it like to live in this village? Well Lancashire boasts about its friendly hospitality, not the […]
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Burscough the incest capital of Britain.Don’t ever visit this place and definitely don’t pick up a girl at a bar because the chances are you’re related to her. They say everyone is related in Burscough. It is littered with ugly, deformed children everywhere! You go to places like Blackpool which is littered with rubbish, Burscough […]
Now before I get into this topic I would like to point out a couple of things: 1. I have lived in Rishton my entire life. 2. I do not despise Rishton however recently I have seen in fall in class. 3. I’m not that old, so before you start saying I’m a D*ckhead, I […]
On entering, inhale the sweet, sweet aroma of week-old sweat and severe halitosis mingled with the lingering scent of weed. Take in the fine views around you, marvelling at the somehow still-inhabited ruins where, if you are brave enough, you may catch a glimpse of the inhabitants that some would even describe as ‘the missing […]
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Ah Blackpool, what a nice place if you a ****** mummy and smoke weed all the time. The lovely sights of drunken people spread around town centre. And that tower what a sight of scaffolding covering a massive rusty metal pointless point. Don’t go to town after 6:30pm alone may end up dead. If you […]
Have you ever been to civic centre? Spare yourself the nightmare, a 2 eyed person has never been seen in these parts, the occasional failed celebrity visits around christmas, THE lowest point in anybody’s careers surely, i mean i’d rather just hang myself. Wythenshawe is a world or rudeness, jobless peasants who don’t have teeth […]
Recently, I typed the term ‘Blackpool ****’ into Google and found an excellent article on this site. Whilst very true, I have become so disillusioned with Blackpool over the years that I thought I would add my thoughts. Yes, the title of my article may come across as a little harsh but really, this place […]
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Briefield, aka Chavistan or Brierstan (as used by the local Asian youths before you go off on your racial high horse) is the thorn in the side of one of England’s most beautiful countryside districts. The witches of Pendle have evolved and settled in this once industrial town to produce some of the most dysfunctional […]
You won’t have heard of Mawdesley. No one has. Even people in surrounding villages refuse to acknowledge the existence of this lifeless non-place. It’s as though even thinking of the existence of such a deadened little place causes a little part of you to die. Even wildlife seems to give the area a wide berth. […]
I doubt anyone has even heard of Preston before. Its only recently become a city and might be known to others for celebrating the Preston Guild. Oh what a sweet little city to carry on its tradition. Yeah right. Underneath this so called Pride is a load of dirt. Despite being only thirteen years of […]
