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Socio-economic statistics for Ightham, Kent
Tag: Kent
Socio-economic statistics for Cross Keys, Kent
Gravesend, otherwise known as the armpit of Kent
Gravesend, Otherwise known as the armpit of Kent. I Have lived in gravesend all my life i have visited many other **** towns across kent like Lewisham, Dartford, Chatham and so on and not one so far, has even came near to being as **** ******** as Gravesend. Being stereotyped as a ‘Goth’ Or ‘Emo’ […]
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Gillingham- The Bane of my Life
I must admit its been a while since I took a leisurely stroll through the culturally diverse Hight Street of Gillingham, Kent. Not wanting to see huge congregations of the parasitic **** that infest the area with their aggressive monosyllabic screeches of hate! However, today I thought what the hell, it couldn’t have got any worse! […]
Strood, Rochester, Kent
After a night out with a few friends to the local nightclub, me and two others begun the search for a taxi and for a safe journey home. After stopping for a few minutes one of my friends was pushed over for no apparent reason. When the so called adult was questioned about his behaviour […]
Dover – ******** of England
Let us for a moment imagine that the British Isles are the silhouette of an old man. Scotland is his cap, Cornwall his toes, Anglia his curved spine making Dover his herpes ******** ****-hole. When questioned, most people will remark that they have been through Dover but never stopped off “daaaaaaaaahn taaaaaaahn,” as the city centre is known […]
Sittingbourne, ***** and ******* living in (dis)harmony
Ah Sittingbourne, the place with the 2nd highest teenage pregnancy rate in the country (narrowly beaten by Sheppey there) Not a lot has changed since I last wrote about the s******e, but I just want to follow up my comments, and correct a few others. I’ve noticed that most visitors to the town seem to […]
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Deal overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants
Deal is now overrun with the fake designer label loving mutants. They walk around in their ‘hunting packs’ finking dey is all dis and dat. What the f*ck they ramble on about is any normal persons guess. They hang around in Tides carpark, on their cheap nicked scooters and **** modded W reg Focus’ abusing […]
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Herne Bay, a coastal leisure town for pregnant teenagers, junkies & nerks
A coastal leisure town for pregnant teenagers, junkies and nerks. A place where you can wear your display your ASBO with pride! Aaah. Herne Bay. The sign says “Coastal Leisure Town” and lures the unwary traveller in with promises of a beach and other leisure attractions such as a swimming pool and a bandstand. Come […]
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If Margate is a spot on England’s ****, Westgate-on-sea is the pus
Margate is a nasty little ******** on the tip of Kent, like a fat spot on England’s ****. As if Margate is not bad enough, it’s connected to loads of surrounding towns that are just as bad. So imagine a city the size of Birmingham with nothing except council estates, a theme park (dreamland) and […]
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Swanley is the Manchester United of Holes
Why has nobody mentioned Swanley? In relative terms, Swanley, is the Manchester United of **** towns. A little while ago, Asda requested that Swanley be re-named Asdaville, since most of its residents are employed there. You can see why. The local comp was one of the lowest ranked schools in the whole country, and for […]
Orpington has been growing in recent years to be one of the most chavy areas imaginable.
Orpington has been growing in recent years to be one of the most chavy areas imaginable. God knows where they all come from! Being ****** and all i’d rather not think about it. The high street is a haven for this, maccy d’s, wetherspoons and cheap stella from the local spar or Jet garage… The […]
