Torquay the English Sh*tty-Area

Is Torquay a nice place to live or is Torquay rough?

Torquay is probably the only seaside town in England where ***** outnumber seagulls. However, it is easy to get confused between the two as both groups lay a trail of **** wherever they walk. The only difference is that ***** make their mark in the form of grease left on the floor of local fast […]

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If you don’t have a kid by 20, are you really from Torquay?

Is Torquay a nice place to live or is Torquay rough?

Torquay is the place where the **** culture originated. If you don’t have a kid by the age of 20, are you really from Torquay? The average day consists of waking up trying to figure out who the girl next to you is, noticing her school uniform so decide to leave ASAP. Find your other […]

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