Is Lowestoft a nice place to live - iLiveHere: Best & Worst UK Towns Reviewed

Is Lowestoft, Suffolk a nice place to live?

[…]

Lowestoft, the boil on the **** of Britain

Is Lowestoft a nice place to live or is Lowestoft rough?

If you want to see how bad ********** can get, then come here. It makes the characters in the film Deliverance look like members of Mensa. Visit the industrial town centre and all you see are huge fat ******* pushing their buggies, chewing gum, and smoking a ***. Waddling about in lycra stretched to capacity […]

Lowestoft, why did the Germans fail to level it?

Why did the germans fail to level lowestoft? ******* hell they had TWO wars to achieve it and even a huge air force! I think their failure has allowed the locals flawed DNA to mutate further than anyone would believe. The other day I saw a couple of *******, yes, with their baseball caps, allowing […]

Lowestoft: the land of gormless men & severely pale and overweight single mothers

So, unbeknownst to me, the UK has a group of possible contenders for the scenario witnessed in Battle Royale. This group of people are known as Lowestoftians. I’m pretty sure if we stuck them all on the Isle of White and told them to off each other, they would walk straight into the sea and […]