Tag: Is Consett a nice place to live

Welcome to Consett! The ****** rusty-old-trampoline furnished capital of the North. Once a thriving steel industrial town, now a graveyard for old trampolines, rusty bikes and old pissy mattresses. Thursday is flea market day, where most locals bring their gammy legs out for a hobble down Middle St. with the chimps for a flakey pasty. […]

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