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Tag: Huddersfield
Is Huddersfield, Yorkshire a nice place to live?
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Huddersfield: Entropy in action
Welcome to Huddersfield, the traffic light centre of England, where there are more taxis per capita than any other town in the UK, all driven by people that drive to different set of rules on its crater-strewn roads. (I heard Kirklees was short-listed by NASA to test the Mars Rover). Back in time, prior to […]
Rochdale: A complete abomination occupying the map of Greater Manchester
Majority of the residents disdain this town. The sole act of living here, and even being associated with Rochdale is a disgrace. Not for trivial, but rather major reasons. In fact, the (not so) respectful residents may just happen to be the contributory factor! Possessors of low IQ, users of unknown speech codes, devoted to […]
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Shaw, as annoying as an improperly wiped backside
What can I say about Shaw that has not already been so accurately written by my fellow wordsmiths? Well, here goes! I have lived is Shaw my entire life. I have worked on building sites, fenced stolen and counterfeit goods, dealt cocaine and had numerous affairs with the females of this town. I left my […]
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Dewsbury- proof that evolution works both ways
After a mere 6 months of living in Dewsbury I still refrain from telling intrigued strangers where I live, instead informing them that I am from Mirfield, the relative haven about 3 miles up the road. Here is why…. 7:30PM: Daylight has left Dewsbury and it is time for me to make my way down […]
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Huddersfield, not such a ‘brilliant’ place to live!
Welcome all readers. This is my article on Huddersfield. I will be explaining to you why Huddersfield is an absolute **** hole. Lets begin, shall we? I’ve lived in Huddersfield for a long time. I grew up here, watching it disintegrate into nothing but a pile of sh*t. The town centre is far by the […]
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Huddersfield, such a brilliant place to live!
Huddersfield, a rough, boring, ******, **** hole. All the following applies to West Yorkshire as a whole. It’s ****. West Yorkshire sucks. I’ll be moving to North Yorkshire shortly. I’ll be giving you a brief overview of what it’s like to live here and what each area is like. I’ve lived here for 13 years […]
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Cleckhuddersfax, where to start…
This not one town but an accretion of conurb that has malignantly grown on the **** of West Yorkshire. The name is slang in Leeds/Bradford and is not used lightly. It incorporates a triangular(ish) area from Halifax, Cleckheaton, Dewsbury and of course Huddersfield. As with the rest of the UK it has become a festering […]
Nothing in the world can prepare you for Halifax, West Yorkshire!
Nothing in the world can prepare you for Halifax! The worst hole in the whole world – my girlfriend who comes from Bristol is often gobsmacked and she only sees it on a weekend when the yokels are dressed up! During the weekdays it is even worse. Those of you from big towns and cities, […]
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