Marlow, Berkshire a town that now has more fake vegans per square metre than any other in the UK. Marlow used to be a friendly, welcoming place to enjoy and relax into but it is now blighted by narcissist residents. There couldn’t be a mirror big enough for the ever-growing self-obsessed population of Marlow who […]
“Breaking News: Man stabbed outside church”, only in High Wycombe does someone get shanked in front of the Lord and half the population of Frogmore is permanently sh*t-faced and…umm…Desborough. The epitome of abject failure and never ending misery. When you get so lost you wind up in High Wycombe, you’ll have the sudden urge to […]
A place so dull and awful it cannot be said enough, a town once known as a scenic marketplace is now just a squalid mess, the very centre of Wycombe is the worst with up to 12 homeless people either asking for change or threatening you around it seems every corner. A familiar sight is […]
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in the depths of hell? Then Come visit Totteridge where every 13 year old girl gets a pram bought for her at Xmas! Even though there’s a Tesco on every f*cking corner, unemployment is still through the roof, as you’ve got more chance of […]
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High Wycombe, two of the worst words in the English language, just hearing the words reminds of the smells of piss and ganja. I have had the unfortunate burden of being born and living in this town, Being here my whole life, I can give the true “lowdown” on this Buckinghamshire ghetto. Firstly, what is […]
Read More… from High Wycombe, hearing the words reminds of the smells of piss & ganja
Loudwater is a ‘not-village’ nestled between the black hole of High Wycombe and the posh, achingly middle class Beaconsfield. Situated along London Road, walking anywhere in Loudwater means dodging cars hurtling off the roundabout towards the motorway or trundling to Tesco. Incidentally, living in Loudwater for long enough might just be enough to persuade you […]
Read More… from Loudwater – “the edge of High Wycombe, not actually High Wycombe, OK???”
If Slough and Gaza had a love child, Wycombe would be the end result. This is not a town; this is a crater of depression reminiscent of cancer. Literally, if you have considered committing suicide go to High Wycombe. The gods blessed my family by allowing us to live on the outskirts of the district, […]
Read More… from High Wycombe: If Slough and Gaza had a love child
Full of smug, self-satisfied yummy-mummies and the stockbrokers who keep them, alongside ancient crumblies who clog the pavements walking 3 astride at 1mph. On the weekend it acts as a haven for the High Wycombe catchment area, attracting aspirational lady diners and bar-goers in search of their very own stockbroker. Inevitably this attracts cynical gentlemen […]
Read More… from Marlow, Full of smug yummy-mummies & the stockbrokers who keep them
Located in the posh area of Buckinghamshire, you would expect High Wycombe to be a pleasant town. Far from it. The run down **** hole is full of gangs ******* around the street corners, and drug dealers standing on the pavements trying to act normal. In High Wycombe, there have been 4 murders in 3 […]
Read More… from High Wycombe, you would expect it to be a pleasant, it’s far from it
