I used to visit Welwyn Garden City (or should that be Welwyn Garden Sh*ty) all the time, when I lived in Stevenage. People tell me that WGC isn’t all that bad but that’s not true… at least in Stevenage the idiot ***** only shout out stuff at you when you’re half way down the road, […]
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Words almost fail me when it comes to describing Potters Bar. I had the misfortune of having to work here for 2 years, and when I think back to the harrowing experiences that went through here I find a black cloud of depression descending on me, that only a valium and double scotch can ease. […]
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Bishops Stortford. Once a quiet, peacefull town, in Hertfordshire. A bit boring, but a generally pleasant place. What the hell happened? The ***** have landed. They have infiltrated almost everywhere, and before long Stortford will be the new Harlow*. No one is safe. *just in case you are unaware, harlow is the disgrace of my […]
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The ner’do’wells of the World celebrate by making the journey to their cultural Mecca that is Cheshunt. If Ch@vs have any ambition at all it is to move to this satellite dish, right to buy, black cab drivers paradise. Fat dads jumping out of their cabs to take Mitchell,Jordan, and Taylor(they all have Surnames as […]
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Are you a useless, thieving, work shy sh*tbucket with as much worth to society as a cancer cell? Looking for a relaxing break somewhere other than the shopping centre? Then why not take a holiday in scenic Hemel Hempstead? This picturesque new town is a delight for lovers of grubby concrete and puddles of vomit, […]
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I, like quite a few people am fortunate enough not to have to live in Borehamwood. However, I do have to work there, and just a few hundred yards away from the relatively pleasant business quarter near the station, the nightmare of urban chavdom begins. Borehamwood’s main street, Shenley Road is an ugly, run down […]
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Take the average new town. Kick it about a bit, remove all the leisure amenities, close the schools, shut down the local industry…..here’s one we made earlier! Modern Hatfield came into creation during the slum clearances at the end of the war. Large numbers of London’s east end **** were shipped ‘out to the sticks’ […]
This is the prime **** breeding ground for South West Hertfordshire and Watford. The town must be occupied by around 200,000 people and there is no secondary school, as the previous ones kept being burnt down too often. Junior Chaves are therefore bused (on Chavmobiles) by the council to schools in the surrounding areas and […]
