Is life getting you down comrade? Does your babushka keep saying she wants to have more money and not work? Are your fingers falling off from all that Krokodil and nuclear waste in the water? Then you need a benefits holiday to….. SHIRLEY, SOUTHAMPTON!!!! Seriously though, it has now gotten to the point down Shirley […]
Read More… from Southampton: The ex soviet bloc government funded retirement resort
I have lived in Fareham my whole life, but it wasn’t until I was about 16 that I realised why there were so many buck-toothed-cross-eyed-*****. Answer is that they are **********. To be fair it’s not their fault, see back in the 80’s people were having a lot of one night stands resulting in unplanned […]
Read More… from Fareham: the shallowest genepool in Hampshire
When I was younger, I had fond memories of Fareham. I still nostalgically reminisce about going on leisurely walks with my family when I was around seven years old. Growing up, however, has taught me that I was either: oblivious to how disgusting this place is, or my generation has tainted Fareham with its complete […]
Read More… from The Ontological Degradation of the Fareham Borough
Lee-On-Solent. Lee-On-The-Solent. Lee. Whatever you decide to call it, Lee-On-The-Solent is that lovely little area that seems to have way too many roads for its size, situated a little bit away from Gosport. For those who study demographics, Lee-On-Solent is very interesting. There are three types of people: Old, posh, self centered God-Botherers who don’t […]
Read More… from Lee-On-The-Solent, as it’s known by the egotistical posh people
After reading many different posts about Aldershot and just how bad it supposedly is, I felt compelled to write something of my own experience. After doing some research like most people I found that Aldershot has good links to both London and Reading. Something that is becoming more and more desirable as London is brought […]
Read More… from Aldershot: is not all bad, in fact, it’s quite good!
Oh my God people… Seriously? Are you kidding me? Have any of you lived in London? Glasgow? Leeds? Manchester? I had to laugh at some of the reviews for Headley Down and thought I might throw a couple of comments in myself. Most of the other reviews are from 7 years ago and are from […]
Read More… from Headley Down, show me a town where teenagers don’t try and bum cigs off you
To be honest, half the stuff written on here about Portsmouth, or anywhere, is over exaggerated. People claim North End to be a ********. I lived there for about 5 years and it’s really not bad. Fratton can get grimy at times, but it’s okay. It’s not like you see ***** on every corner. It’s […]
Read More… from Buckland & Somerstown, two places in Pompey that are sh*tholes
Where do I begin? Portsmouth is a ‘historical town’ which is true to an extent and has a lot of tourism, enough to cause large tailbacks blocking off the only entrances and exits to Portsmouth. Then there are the *****, not any normal ****, but the ones who ruin lives and assault people for fun […]
Ah Thornhill, well known as being the laughing stock of Southampton – and that in itself is a real insult on its own. It isn’t one of the nicer places on God’s green earth and could be described as the place God forgot. With Thornhill Youth Centre being a particular hub for fights and the […]
Read More… from Thornhill, Southampton – majority of the female population have more kids than teeth
Bartley, in the middle of the New Forest is stuck in the middle of no where between the **** capital of Totton, and the posh man’s village Lyndhurst. The village is home to many ***** of the local School, many of which you can see walking around the village with their hoods up smoking a […]
Read More… from Bartley a hole between Totton and the posh Lyndhurst
