My first time to the UK was last year. My girlfriend and I travelled from Australia and stayed in Farnborough with extended family. A ‘nice place’ as described by my dad, who was there about 20 years ago… It wasn’t a nice place, a cesspool of human filth is better description. We stayed there for […]
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I just thought I’d like to share with you all the misery, the deluge of filth, the vast wart on the backside of humanity that is Aldershot or if you’ve ever had the misery of living there, the pet name of Aldershite. Originally an army town with civilian shopping, breeding, and living areas. This town over the last 20 […]
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Although situated only a little to the west of that Mecca of high culture and productivity known as Gosport, the small town of Lee-On-Solent cannot yet be classed as a **** haven in any sense of the word. However, what makes Lee interesting for the budding student of chavism is the manner in which slowly, […]
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You may think Portsmouth is a beautiful and historical port with lovely inhabitants. Well let me tell you, nothing could be further from the truth. So here is my definitive list of why Portsmouth sucks: The feral packs of kids the endless bass of the exhausts the no go area that is Guildhall Walk the […]
I am at University of Liverpool at the mo, but used to live in what many refer to the ‘******* of the world’, that is Andover. As my family still lives there I have the unfortunate duty of going back there every few months to visit this ****-********, culture-free, hell-hole. The Chantry centre is home […]
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Burger king, Portsmouth cuisine at its best… maybe…read on, for dear reader, I have a (highly amusing) story to tell. Many years ago Burger King on Commercial rd was THE **** hang out. My cousin (a **** herself) used to work there. I once popped in to say hello and the horror was beyond description. […]
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Situated around 10 miles from the infamous ***** retreat known as Leigh Park, lies the small town of Petersfield. Not renowned for its ***** but should be given its notification. The starting place for these “humans” is the town square. Three pubs and a couple of off-licenses provides the ***** with alcoholic beverages and food. […]
Basingstoke… Well maybe it’s not so bad these days I guess. Some people plaudit our rebuilt town centre with the widely acclaimed “Festival Place” shopping mall as a shinning example of successful urban renewal. But then again anything would have been better than the wretched cesspit of concrete and **** we had previously. The luftwafe […]
Ok, so Eastleigh is by no means the worst places in Britain (I’m thinking it’s possibly Paulsgrove, Portsmouth) but it is well worth a mention if only for the ‘**** per square mile ratio’; Beastleigh is comparatively small to that of neighbouring Southampton, but it stands brimming proudly with all that is ****, clutching to […]
Leigh Park, Hampshire was once the largest council estate in Europe. It has a long tradition of chavness and could well be the origin of all ***** upon this Earth. (were there any evidence that anyone’s moved out since 1959). From the youngest creole-wearing babies collecting *** ends outside the chippie to the wrinkled hags […]
