Ah, another beautiful day down in Weybridge is coming to a close. As I gaze upon the silhouettes of the sun kissed high street, I can’t help but wonder if its the ***** who have ruined this quaint commuter belt stop, or the upper middle class children who idolise them. You see, in order to […]
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If your a girl in Ashford or Stanwell, first you must have extremely large love handles ******* over the top of your market jeans. Your extremely tight t-shirt should show every roll of fat whilst clearly showing every stretch mark. This t-shirt should proudly display the words I AM A TEAMPLAYER. Then on the back […]
Have you ever been to Feltham? If you haven’t then don’t even think about it. Feltham in my opinion is one of the worst chaviest places i have ever had the misfortune of visiting. It has all the usual landmarks of a chavtown, ALDI,LIDL,Feltham sports with only every variety of Reebok classics on display with […]
